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Danimal Cannon

A Bald video game composer and chiptune music performer, who is know for making music using a Gameboy and combining it with an electric guitar performance. His music is featured in games such as 'Just Shapes & Beats' and 'Wave Wave', and you should buy all his music as soon as humanly possible.
Human: Man did you see Danimal Cannon on Tour last night? He shredded the Guitar AND the Gameboy both at the same time! Somehow.
by KiboBeLoser January 5, 2024
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zoot cannon

An individual who is extraordinary zooted at all times of the day.
Person 1:“Damn, Dale’s been a real zoot cannon lately”
Person 2:”Yeah, he’s been playing Modern Warfare for 2 days straight.”
by B-Lee the Beta December 8, 2019
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Cause Cannon

A wearisome, vacuous windbag that takes any opportunity to spout Guardian-esque pinko rhetoric in relation to any left-wing hobby-horse as if they were an authority that cannot be challenged or questioned.
"That twerp Tarquin's mouth sewer was firing out the Mayor's tripe about air quality in the pub again last night as if it's not a smoke screen for more stealth taxation. What a total Cause Cannon."
by LastRealist August 29, 2023
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Cannon C

Literal definition of an Irish Cuck. Accept the truth,buddy.
"Cannon C is a literal Cuck wtf"
"Yes I am mommy uwu"
by Joy Sussy May 31, 2021
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rancid baby cannon

Describing the vagina of a less than civilised individual: see also "three hole shuffle" also see "punched lasagne"

Common afliction to those of poor hygene, low moral standards and excessive breeding
Dude, we all know what she's had where, rancid baby cannon alert
by clitoralwindowwiper May 14, 2016
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Cannon Speener

A person who is both high and drunk at the same time.
Joe: I went to this party and there were people there who were Cannon Speenered there. THEN it got weird.
by Peter Grifinski February 12, 2010
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