call of the wild

When all of sudden, out of nowhere, you get the urge to take a shit

You: Sorry buddy, I’ve got to go. I’ve got the call of the wild.
Buddy: Which call?

You: A shit.
Buddy: I thought you meant to masturbate.
You: Piss off I need a shit. Goodbye.

by FlatCapWolf October 26, 2022

bang a call

to reject a phone call

I would tried calling her but I already had her bang a call on me once.

by morphopotomus February 26, 2021

chat calling

The digital version of cat calling. Commenting on a status or picture in a lude ,inappropriate, or disrespectful manner. It is usually (but not always) performed by a man towards a woman.

Todd loves chat calling girls all the time. Just the other day he commented on Anna's selfie saying it was her "O Face".

by Billy Boy Boy Boy May 10, 2014

Kaper-Call

1. The act of tugging on the lanyard of a surfboard to get it to float back to the fallen rider. 2. Hitting the HOME button on a drone or other autonomous vehicle to send it back to its launch area. 3. Successfully throwing a boomerang so that it returns to the hand of the one who threw it. 4. Force quitting all software and returning to Finder or home screen.

When I get too tired to swim I just Kaper-Call my board and climb on.
If you lose sight of the drone send a Kaper-Call and it should head back here and land safely.
All my apps froze so I performed a Kaper-Call and relaunched only the needed programs.

by every_engineer_ever July 9, 2021

tomato call

Saying something that is obviously not going to bring any good (from the act of throwing tomatoes at rotten people)

husband: "You got some new wrinkles wifey."
wife: "You knew that was a tomato call. Are you trying to get me mad?"
husband: "I am just being honest."

by lolandbehold March 7, 2012

Crotch call

A cell phone accidentally dialing a number while in the front pocket of pants; similar to the 'butt call'; usually occurs in men's pants unless they're wearing skinny jeans; often accompanied with the sounds of jingling keys or coins.

Either he's speaking an alien clicking language or he just crotch called me walking with keys in his pocket.

by buddhaquaker April 5, 2017

Last(-)Call

v. To knock over the other team's curling stones used with single, etc
1n. (Slang) A curling stone
2n. An instance of last-calling the other team

1. Dude this bloody jjjjjjj just last-called me too far like WTF Boom!
2. Get your last calls as close to the middle as possible
3. I am going to finish them with last calls
Last(-)Call

by Fuckout March 11, 2019