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Coochie Crude

Analogous to crude oil, Coochie Crude is the thickest, most abundant form of menstrual blood.
Much like the Keystone XL carries a large supply of oil, my Diva Cup is a pipeline bursting with Coochie Crude.
by Catgar February 9, 2022
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Coochie Smoothie

When you nut in her and it mixes with the pussy juice, it creates a coochie smoothie
John: How did the date go last night?
Jake: It went great! I drinking up that coochie smoothie the whole night!
by Whitest Anglo-Saxon September 16, 2021
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Coochie Roof

A Slab of fat that hangs over an obese persons coochie aka vagina aka pussy
by Angeliq Shelley November 20, 2019
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coochy boat

Similar to motorboating, but done to the special sexy no no parts.
I had the chance to coochy boat Helen Keller, but I wasn't sure if she was coming into me.
by KingFett September 20, 2014
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coochie

its whats under your moms pants or what your dad loves
"hey i can smell your moms coochie"
by tony lopez x November 25, 2021
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coochie slave

Coochie slave is basically just a simp with a girlfriend
Drew is a coochie slave for her
by Daddy_devito_09100 November 29, 2020
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Coochie

Coochie - slang for ‘Elegant Vagina’

The word Coochie is formally deprived from the two words, Pussy and Gucci. Upon discovery, scientists where able to decipher the new found word established in 1991. Using research and surveys from over 100,000 people, they were able to find that ‘coo’ sounds similar to ‘cat’. Another name for a cat is ‘pussy’ which is a common reference to a vagina. Pussy was coined the name for vagina in the late 1500 from an English novelist. After scientist discovered this they where able to find that the “oochie” sound is deprived from Gucci, a well-known luxury clothing brand that is often seen as elegant. With this information they where able to find that Coochie is slang for ‘Elegant Vagina’ and now commonly used in modern day rap and hip-hop music.
Damn bro you got a coochie?
by The coochie deicferer July 20, 2022
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