by ZABTS May 06, 2022
by Jsjaje December 02, 2015
When you squeeze your asscheeks together to protect your butthole. A person who executes this act is likely doing it for one of two reasons:
1) To hold in a turd when you really have to take a shit
2) Protect yourself from butt rape
1) To hold in a turd when you really have to take a shit
2) Protect yourself from butt rape
Person 1: Why is Carly walking so funny? I bet she had anal for the first time last night and her asshole hurts! WHORE!
Person 2: It looks like she is actually butthole shielding. I bet she has diarrhea.
Person 2: It looks like she is actually butthole shielding. I bet she has diarrhea.
by laserboy November 06, 2015
the art of deception where you plan to have vaginal sex however at the very last second you put it in the butthole & go for as long as you can.
by a tamborelli October 10, 2020
You take two apart and make a double-stuff, and then you got a deflated butthole leftover and you eat that.
by Jenpai May 12, 2022
The bleached-butthole effect —
1. when a shocking, extreme and uncommon subject seems to be more prevalent and relevant than in actuality and receives disproportionate attention in public discourse, to the expense of normal but often critically important subjects
2. when some butthead exploits the bleached-butthole effect for profit, distracting our collective attention away from more relevant and important things, just so butthead and co. can make a buck
3. when the fourth estate promotes this drama, as they're in the business of keeping our attention, and distractions and theatrics are an effective means of doing so
1. when a shocking, extreme and uncommon subject seems to be more prevalent and relevant than in actuality and receives disproportionate attention in public discourse, to the expense of normal but often critically important subjects
2. when some butthead exploits the bleached-butthole effect for profit, distracting our collective attention away from more relevant and important things, just so butthead and co. can make a buck
3. when the fourth estate promotes this drama, as they're in the business of keeping our attention, and distractions and theatrics are an effective means of doing so
He shamelessly exploited the bleached-butthole effect until he had dominated the collective attention span of the entire world for weeks on end.
by tykomaki February 20, 2022
by qwaytroh September 11, 2016