Blazin burrito

one pissed off Mexican. or spic for tht matter

Billy: Holy shit, look at Juan!
Evan: Jesus fuck, his eyes are red!
Billy: Man, that's one Blazin Burrito

by ilikecheesepenis April 02, 2009

Bangkok Burrito

A sexual act involving a flesh light filled with diarrhea

I left a surprise Bangkok burrito in his night stand - he’ll never get the smell out of his fleshlight

by August 31, 2021

Victory Burrito

A burrito consumed after really good sex, typically eaten between the hours of 1 and 3 am

Dude I just ate a hella good Victory Burrito after fucking that bitch.

by catboi200 March 15, 2019

full burrito

The art of eating ass

"Just eat my ass"
"Dude no, that's only for my gf"
"Eww dude, I get eating pussy but going full burrito?"

by FullBurrito October 17, 2019

Dick burrito

The act in which you stick your penis in a tortilla and fill it up with burrito toppings, beans, mole, guacamole, salsa, queso, etc. You than let your partner eat off your penis while you experience the true Mexican lifestyle

Bro #1- bro ima give my girl the dick burrito
Bro #2- no way! You think she can handle the spice

by Sexymexicano69420taco November 30, 2021

burrito lock

The stage entered when one is eating a burrito and cannot set the burrito down because it would fall apart. This is generally due to lack of structural rigidity because of poor construction.

Larry: Hey, could you grab me a napkin? I’m in burrito lock and can’t get one.

Phil: Sure thing, buddy-guy.

Pierce: What do you think of the new burrito place?
Nick: The food tastes good, but they don’t know how to roll a burrito. The last two times I’ve been in there, I’ve end up with burrito lock.

by PigBat March 19, 2018

Beefy Burrito

A large Mexican of great girth seldom seen crossing the border. Also called an Uhl.

I arrested five illegal imigrants and one was a Beefy Burrito.

by Jedsall August 07, 2022