bro down 

Bro-Downs can only be said to occur when females are conspicuously absent from an extended session of boozing.

The term 'bro' is an abbreviated form of 'brother'.

The more bros present, the more severe the bro-down.

Bro downs are characterized by an increasing level of sexual angst that correlates directly to the amount of time bro-ing it down and volume of booze consumed. They will almost certainly include, but are not limited to: a fight, challenges of strength, discussion of the last girl you gave a salty pirate or donkey punch to, accusations of homosexuality, and eventually a trip to a peeler, snap off parlour, or rub'n tug.

"Dude, we fucking bro'd it down hard last weekend."

"I hope I never see you fuckers again. That bro down was too fucking long."

"Every time we bro it down like that the Pulhams pull their dicks out and get us in a fight."

"If I don't stop bro-ing it down with you fuckers I'll never get laid."

bro down by Smittyfat December 13, 2007

Bro-Friend 

A combination of the 2 worst things a woman can say to a guy who likes her:
1. You're just like a brother to me
2. Let's just be friends

The combination of both of these becomes a lethal Left / right hook combo that becomes "Bro-Friend"

Guy: So I was out for drinks with this girl and she dropped the dropped a brutal line on me!

Friend: What was it

Guy: She called me her "Bro-Friend"

Friend: Damnn! you guys are done!

Bro-Friend by Age Capo February 16, 2007

bro job 

Sucking your buddy's cock, strictly out of friendship and comradery. Just like a bromance, this is not gay. At all.

(not to be confused with how a Chinaman asks for oral sex)

"Brad, these high fives just aren't showing the manly affection I need to show right now. How bout a bro job?"

"That sounds awesome Trent. It's so awesome we're so close and not gay. Awesome."

bro job

bro job by Goob McNa$ty November 13, 2010

bro spotting 

the deliberate practice of searching for those who can be classified as a "Bro."

To be specific,spotting those who wear polos, wear rainbow flip flops, listen to Dave Matthews and Jack Johnson, and play game cube in their spare time.

If a bro is spotted, you can make sure that they truly are a bro, even if they aren't dressed accordingly, by raising your hand and shouting " Sup bro." If the suspect is truly a bro, he will raise his hand or reply back.

" My buddies and I went out downtown looking for some bros."
" Oh, so you guys went bro spotting?"

bro spotting by Christian Parnell March 27, 2008

Bro Digger 

A guy that only hangs out with other guys that are either rich or have lots of stuff. Bro diggers use their keen sense of smell and good looks to seek out and attract guys to bro dig off of. A bro digger also never pays back loans or really offers anything to the friendship.

You are such a bro digger, you only go over to his house to use his stuff.

Bro Digger by The broffesor February 15, 2009

bro it out 

bro it out, don't get a hole in your brozone layer, deal with it, get with the brogram, you know, just bro it the hell on out.

Yo man, like bro it out.

bro it out by Overturned Big Rig November 26, 2003

east coast bro 

impersonators of the west coast who are jealous

that east coast bro over there is such a tool

east coast bro by riffraff1331311 May 8, 2010