Definitions by Smittyfat

bro down 

Bro-Downs can only be said to occur when females are conspicuously absent from an extended session of boozing.

The term 'bro' is an abbreviated form of 'brother'.

The more bros present, the more severe the bro-down.

Bro downs are characterized by an increasing level of sexual angst that correlates directly to the amount of time bro-ing it down and volume of booze consumed. They will almost certainly include, but are not limited to: a fight, challenges of strength, discussion of the last girl you gave a salty pirate or donkey punch to, accusations of homosexuality, and eventually a trip to a peeler, snap off parlour, or rub'n tug.

"Dude, we fucking bro'd it down hard last weekend."

"I hope I never see you fuckers again. That bro down was too fucking long."

"Every time we bro it down like that the Pulhams pull their dicks out and get us in a fight."

"If I don't stop bro-ing it down with you fuckers I'll never get laid."

bro down by Smittyfat December 13, 2007