Brad

Brad, short for Bradley is an average white male with little to zero life ambition. A red neck, snuff chewing chest puffed cock. Poor hygene, undergroomed facial hair, bad teeth and style. Hairy. Doesnt have much to say and socially awkward. Likes to present himself as more than he is or does, lack of confidence. Boastful. Acts like an outstanding person and captain save america but has no morals or hesitation in breaking the rules.

Brad is a know it all

Brad is a law breaker

by kandidlybrutal June 29, 2018

Brad

The type of guy to never put in money for weed, constantly seen with a juul in his hand, only wears vineyard vine, and takes broshoots.

“That guy is such a Brad. “

“That guy looks like a duche, what’s his name?”

“Oh don’t talk to him dude, he is a total Brad. “

“Oh Fuck thanks bro. “

by pdiddyforshizzle June 29, 2018

Brad

A brad is a frat boy that drinks all the beer (preferably natural light) he thinks he’s huge and constantly screams Saturday’s are for the boys even when it’s not Saturday, he also has to wear only vineyard vines dress shirts, Patagonia, and sperrys, his father will also most definitely be a lawyer that will sue you.

Wow look at this brad over here shotgunning that beer, I hope he crashed his Jeep Wrangler he’s such a douche.

by Chris karalekas July 22, 2018

Bradass baster

When a guy named brad butt fucks a girl or guy and that person sucks the cum out with a turkey baster and sprays him with it

Can't wait till Bradley takes her home and delivers a bradass baster

by Jtmoney2321 August 15, 2018

Brad

Complete dickhead, who has no self control when it comes taking his best friends crush.

Omg it’s a brad

by Annoying psycho bitch August 24, 2018

Bradford

If you meet a Bradford, you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. You can marry a Bradford, but if you do, be aware of the consequences. A Bradford may appear to be nice, but luck won't be on your side.

" Hey, I met a Bradford today!"
*Tree falls on car*

by Pattty Boi123 September 21, 2018

brad

an absolute weapon who cannot be banged

hey look theres brad zouting and fruiting

by OZZYBOYAWESOME October 12, 2018