by Austinjs3 March 21, 2017
Get the african beer bottlemug. While a couple is in the act of anal intercourse, in doggy-style position, and the female happens to be on her period, the male gives her a reach around and lights the dangling tampon string on fire, causing the female to shoot far across the room like a bottle rocket.
“My girlfriend nearly broke her neck, smashing her face into the headboard, after I gave her a Carolina Bottle Rocket.”
“I literally lit my girl’s ass up once she received a Carolina Bottle Rocket.”
“Girlfriend, If you thought unannounced anal was tough to endure, imagine my shock when my husband gave me a Carolina Bottle Rocket!”
“I literally lit my girl’s ass up once she received a Carolina Bottle Rocket.”
“Girlfriend, If you thought unannounced anal was tough to endure, imagine my shock when my husband gave me a Carolina Bottle Rocket!”
by Rude Earle and Derp April 30, 2025
Get the Carolina Bottle Rocketmug. A Hoarder who hoards bottles of piss all over their house due to complete dysfunction and unwillingness or inability to repair their toilet.
by No Mercy May 23, 2025
Get the Piss Bottle Hoardermug. Hey, did you see how he ran it in for the touchdown? That was greatness in a bottle!
Nothing wrong with her at all. Her performance was greatness in a bottle.
Nothing wrong with her at all. Her performance was greatness in a bottle.
by kennie1 August 26, 2009
Get the Greatness in a bottlemug. by cüssssss May 3, 2024
Get the sitting on a bottlemug. Quite literally, one that bottles their own semen. A recluse, flake, or other waste fellow that spends more time in their room beating their meat then spending time with their friends and family. Used as cheap throw away insult due to it's seamingly harmless meaning and ridiculous implications due to the imagery it inspires in those that know of it's true meaning. Often used repeatedly in intervals to get maximum insult silliness and effectiveness
Other uses: bottling, bottled it, bottler
Unrelated origins to the UK English insult however can be used in an almost similar manner
Other uses: bottling, bottled it, bottler
Unrelated origins to the UK English insult however can be used in an almost similar manner
Example:
Dude1: hey man, you bottle it.
Dude2: ok...
Dude1: bud...you fucking bottle it
Dude2: fuck off
Dude 1: but seriously....you bottle it
Dude 2: I'll fucking kill u
3hours later while dude2 is sleeping
Dude1: * creeps up to dude2s ear, whispers* You bottle it
Dude2:* proceeds to throttle dude1*
Example 2:
Dude1: where the fuck is dude 3, I called him an hour ago and he was supposed to bring us cold ones
Dude2: typical dude3 man, guys probably bottling it at home as we speak
Dude 1: fucking bottler maaan.
1 hour later
Dude3: yo guys what's Gucci!
Dude 1 and 2: you bottle it man!
Dude1: hey man, you bottle it.
Dude2: ok...
Dude1: bud...you fucking bottle it
Dude2: fuck off
Dude 1: but seriously....you bottle it
Dude 2: I'll fucking kill u
3hours later while dude2 is sleeping
Dude1: * creeps up to dude2s ear, whispers* You bottle it
Dude2:* proceeds to throttle dude1*
Example 2:
Dude1: where the fuck is dude 3, I called him an hour ago and he was supposed to bring us cold ones
Dude2: typical dude3 man, guys probably bottling it at home as we speak
Dude 1: fucking bottler maaan.
1 hour later
Dude3: yo guys what's Gucci!
Dude 1 and 2: you bottle it man!
by Papi Warbuck$ July 3, 2017
Get the You Bottle Itmug. First you fill a beer burpee with sulpur from matches and magnesium strikers, then you attach a 1.75l Bacardi bottle to the burpee filling it with shake and bake meth production, then you attach a peanut butter jar under the Bacardi bottle to fill with aluminum, mineral motor oil, magnesium, and sulpur in that order to the peanut butter jar, then you pack on three butane gas cans to the back end with metal tips facing away from the burpee. Then you put in PVC pipe and melt or electrocute the tips right off the butane gas giving it all the propulsion it needs to fly a couple km. Scorched earth for 5 mi.
by Cody5050 November 4, 2020
Get the Bottle rocketmug.