Christmas Eve Blowjob

The time honored tradition of performing fellatio on a loved one under a lit Christmas tree on Christmas Eve in honor of the spirit of giving and holiday stress relief.

Variant 1: Christmas Eve Facial: special version of the Christmas Eve Blowjob that ends with the giver being frosted like a sugar cookie.

Santa: "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a mouthful!"

Ladies everywhere: "I can't wait to get my mouthful with this Christmas Eve blowjob!"

by Oral Hershiser December 24, 2024

blowjob

a slang word used in australia, when a person blows into another person’s bellybutton

person 1- could you give me a blowjob
person 2- lift up your shirt :)

by eddieisthebest September 10, 2020

Banjo blowjob

When a person is giving a blowjob and pulls the ball hair down as tight as possible and starts trying to strum the hair like a banjo

I've had blowjobs but when I got a banjo blowjob is was a whole new level of pleasure.

by Mikhail1988 August 6, 2021

Hobo Blowjob

1) The worst of two bad choices, though only slightly. 2) An alternative that is worse than the current, distasteful situation.

Bob: "I just got ugly Bertha to agree to go on a date."
Dave: "Great! That's better than a hobo blowjob."
Bob: "I guess so..."

"You can either stay here and watch this chick flick with me or go get a hobo blowjob."

by happyjacks December 17, 2012

Unicorn Blowjob

It’s when you take a girl with a ponytail, attach a suction dildo onto her forehead, put skittles in her mouth, and have her give you a blowjob.

You guys can then share the skittles after she finishes you off.

Me : “Hey you wanna give me a unicorn blowjob?”
Her : “Yeah sure, let’s both taste the rainbow”

by Dus71n March 8, 2023

Kentucky blowjob

When a trucker has a water for pleasuring himself and as we all know they come in pairs, so the other wing is in inserted into your ass deflated, leaving only the blow piece exposed and then having someone else inflate with their mouth

I was hauling some toys across country in my rig, got bored, so I pulled over and found nice guy and he gave me a Kentucky blowjob

by Nashville bible pusher June 8, 2016

porcelain blowjob

When you stick your dick in a toilet and flush.

I got the most amazing porcelain blowjob last night.

by El_chopo May 14, 2021