clutter blindness

A condition that occurs as a result of living in and around so much miscellaneous debris and detritus (AKA clutter), that it becomes impossible to see the object you’re looking for. Symptoms are exacerbated when said object is nestled in the mess, right in front of your face. The worst symptoms of clutter blindness seem to peak when the missing object is small, easily recognizable, of great value and/or importance, especially when you could swear to Christ you just had the goddamned thing a second ago.
wanted to go out with you guys really badly, but I spent the whole weekend suffering from clutter blindness. I was searching for my grandmother’s engagement ring, which is very valuable, shiny, important, and I desperately needed to find so I could propose to Jennifer. Luckily the clutter blindness briefly lifted after a week of searching and I was able to see that it had been on my coffee table the entire time, nestled amidst a collection of Snapple and 2-liter bottle caps, various writing utensils, two full dinner services worth of flatware, and the two sets of keys I already lost this year the exact same way, and which yes, I was coincidentally looking for! Thank you so much for asking!
by RedesignThePinecones July 27, 2021
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PhD Blind

The phenomenon when some who has a PhD and their arrogance has caused them to only able to hear the words of, see the contributions of, or acknowledge others people with PhD’s.
Great work! But don’t bother showing it to Joey, he’s PhD Blind
by SuperBAW January 22, 2021
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blind bitch

A blind bitch is a person who doesn't see things mentally.

Note:
This has nothing to do with your actual vision ~(20/20)~
"Dan Howell is a blind bitch, he couldn't see that Phil Lester had a thing for him."
"Robert Downey is such blind bitch, Tom Holland should find someone who knows how to flirt"
by ToastedNuggets May 11, 2018
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Child blind

When parents are so used to being around their children, they no longer recognize how gross and annoying they are.
Did you see little Charlie double dipping in the queso at the BBQ?
Oh yeah, his mom is totally child blind.
by Thorgodofthunder93 May 14, 2023
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Double Blind Placebo

Both partners are blindfolded, they each sit on one of their hands until it falls asleep. They then proceed to masturbate their partner, with their numb hand.
Karen: What did you do last night, Amanda?
Amanda: Chad and I stayed home and did a Double Blind Placebo!
by kimmytee October 13, 2019
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Border-blind policies

ethical standards a company holds for anyone in a company, regardless of their location.
The distributor was held to border-blind policies of the manufacturer, or else their rights to distribute would be terminated.
by Laurie Means Business January 27, 2014
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