Bean Crocking

When a group of horny females get together and simultaneously frig their beans. Usually turns into a hot, wet orgy.

My girl friends came over and after a few drinks we started getting wet and horny we were bean crocking the rest of the night.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

tuna beans

The result of a man placing his ballsack into the midst of a swampy vagina, steaming with putrid stinch.

"BRO, I pulled out my balls so fast, but it was too late. I got them tuna beans."

by eatpizza October 24, 2011

Gaga Beans

A pair of very exquisite, shiny, polished round meat rolled into a flap which is then identified as a "hairy ball sack"

"Suck on these gaga beans!" Exclaimed Robby!

by Gaga Bean April 18, 2017

bean tap

When you get hit in one of your nuts, but while its mostly a near miss, it hurts worse than a dead-on bullseye.

Me: "................"
Wife: "Oh Jesus it was just a little tap; quit being such a fuckin baby."
Me: ".......hhh........."
Wife: "I don't care how hard you bean tap yourself, you aren't getting out of watching Glee with me."
Me: ".........hhhhhhhhggggggnnnnh.......,,"
Wife: "Go ahead and turn blue all you want. You have to breathe sometime, so ill just pause the DVR until you grow the fuck up."

by Nremtp78 December 07, 2013

Garbgombgo Bean

It's a garbanzo bean with mild brain trauma

"Hey man you ever eaten a garbgombgo bean?"
"No you retarded fuck, they don't fucking exist"

by Galactic927 May 12, 2020

bean play

noun, When someone takes their fingers and gently fondles your nads in a soft, caressing manner.

When i go to the massage parlor, i always ask the nice Korean lady to go "extra soft," so she would proceed to give me some bean play.

by Rhett Perry December 11, 2007

Bean Flickr

A collection of material used as an visual aid during masturbation for a female.

"Wow girls did you see that man? He is going into my Bean Flickr"

by Kiersuk January 16, 2012