Gaga Beans

A pair of very exquisite, shiny, polished round meat rolled into a flap which is then identified as a "hairy ball sack"

"Suck on these gaga beans!" Exclaimed Robby!

by Gaga Bean April 17, 2017

Flickin bean

To flick one's bean until orgasm occurs.

I've Been flickin bean all day.

by Magic beanster July 10, 2018

Mr. Beans

The best fucking drum player ever to walk this planet.

Mr. Beans is not gay.

by Wait, who is Joe? November 16, 2019

Pole Beans

When a dude has such a small or extremely taut scrotum that his two nuts split and lay on either side of the base of his man pole as opposed to hanging and dangling like a normal scrot.

I was watching amateur porn and some dude had pole beans. I don’t see how that wasn’t painful with her ass slamming down on them nuts.

by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018

Box of beans

Heaven in a box

I’m hungry
Go eat a box of beans
Ok🙃

by Poppy poop April 27, 2021

Ring Beans

Thrombosed veins around the anus that look like a little puffy beans around the anus. Also knows as hemorrhoids. Typically occur from just absolutely brutal anal sex.

She told me to hit her ass good but to watch out for her ring beans.

The anal this weekend was so rough I got some ring beans. I need some Prep H.

My ring beans are all itchy down there. I’m like a dog dragging its ass on the carpet.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

Smol Bean

A particular smol (small) person.

Girl: You’re such a smol bean
Louis Tomlinson: ahh give me a break I’m big >:(

by Diamond97177 October 23, 2020