wholegrain baps

Bosoms of inordinately large proportions.

So were they as big as you thought?

Wholegrain baps! Biggest things I've ever seen!

by Jackie-F September 28, 2005

Alabama baptism

When you’re hitting it from behind, you tell them to turn around like you’re gonna splooge, and you karate chop a packet of Mayonnaise in their face.

I had to switch churches after I gave the pastors daughter an Alabama Baptism, and temporarily blinded her.

by MartonB April 3, 2022

Spank the bape

Spanking the Bape is a much cooler version of (spanking the monkey). but this one is whilst bathing/taking a shower

- Sup' dude? U got any plans today
- Nah bro i'm just gonna take a shower and prolly spank the bape

by SpreezMB August 8, 2017

independent fundamental baptist

a cult that holds very conservative views. Will literally shoot you if you use the NIV (KJV only), wear pants as a female, question leadership in the church, or are gay. They believe that women are under men and should never have any leadership roles. Basically they stay at home barefoot and pregnant. They also beat their children before they can even form words (spare the rod spoil the child). Many have schools so they can keep the children away from the world so they do not get corrupted. If you grew up in this denomination im sorry :(

boy: oh yah! I grew up Independent Fundamental Baptist
girl: Oh, so you grew up in a cult?

by awaw54 December 3, 2021

John the Baptist

Putting your phone in your pants and rubbing the screen with your genitals

I was on FaceTime and I had to bless dis bitch wit a John the Baptist

by Realnworduser April 30, 2022

baps

beautiful black princesses

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

bapd

stands for bitch ass prom date

yo dude you want to hang out tonight, no i got to hang out with my bapd tonight it sucks.

by ballerdog202 May 19, 2011