rofl baked

being so high on marijuana that you can't talk, you can only roll around and laugh

stoner 1: what was jon doing on the floor for three hours last night, was he drunk?

stoner 2: no dude he smoked so much weed he was rofl baked the whole time

by jon2kj June 27, 2009

fake baked

The state of feeling high similar to the effects of marijuana, except after smoking fake weed, or fweed.

Wanna get fake baked? I'm still on probation so I can't smoke the real stuff.

by ScWheezy March 20, 2011

whatever bakes your potato

whatever makes you happy/feel better/or something of the like; usually said in an, "alrighty then, whatever you say..." tone
also a synonym for whatever floats your boat
originally coined by Gibby on iCarly

My unrealistic and innocent friend: OMG, me and Kevin got back to gether again!
Me: (me thinking: oh ya, cheater-Kevin, ugh) Whatever bakes your potato...
My still unrealistic and innocent friend: Teeheeheehee!!

by The Panda Princess December 18, 2012

Daniel Baker

A piece of shit cunt that no one likes. He is not original nor funny, he comes up with idiotic comments and has nothing to say that is actually intelligent.

"Your being such a Daniel Baker" , he said "HEY, SUCK MY DICK", he said back

by DickFlicker01 November 17, 2017

Baked Ziti

A delicious pasta dish involving ziti macaronni, tomato sauce, crushed meatballs, mozzarella cheese, herbs, and spices.
Ziti does not necessarily have to be baked, but tastes better when it is.

Since I'm Italian, every Sunday I have pasta and Chicken Cutlets. My favorite pasta dish is baked ziti.

by sexy white boy August 28, 2005

Warm Baker's Mitt

A nice, snug rectum, male or female, that has been primed and warmed up for penetration with ky warming.

Gerald got home from work to find his girlfriend on all fours offering him a warm baker's mitt.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2014

baker county

An under-rated mysterious region outside of jacksonville, fl. Its legendary homegrown, oxys, shine, imported tampa beans, and over-abundancy of free shrooms, are the result of many generations of this rural utopia's inhabitants' desire to be baked, oxidized, belligerant, or trollin out of their country-ass minds. Recent downfalls of this mysterious haven have included, but are not limited to: fucking people from jacksonville migrating here and not understanding that everyone has a shotgun or five, so they need to just shut the fuck up and go back east(a rare few are cool); old fuckers from up north that cant fuckin drive!; CUZ's not selling to almost anybody anymore; rarely being able to get a fat dime in the hood anymore (having to venture to glen, sanderson, or even fucking olustee for an ample fat sack. **if you're cool with at least 10 brothas, you may be able to get hooked up in margaretta, but this is rare); the cemetary off of snake road not being a good smoke spot anymore due to...; recent sheriffs and some city leaders not being smokers; cops (even though you probably know them or are kin to them somehow) actually telling you quiet down at parties!?; less hot ass high school teachers givin it up; and finally, fuckin gas bein so damn high that you cant hardly afford to get fucked up AND ride 90, so chillin at the house or on a dirt road is what you have to settle for.

If you dont know what a dogbox is or you've never said 10-4, you are not from baker county.

Ignorant bastards from jax beach actually BUY shrooms from baker county.

Lake citian: we were going to jacksonville, but this old country dude at CUZ's in baker county asked us to smoke. we got so blazed that we forgot to go to jacksonville

by zjizzle December 23, 2007