Created in a lab by combining everything that is good in the world it is a waffle with bacon inside, yes inside of it. It has come to reside at Leroy's in Anchorage, Alaska and is known to be the best breakfast after a late night out. It is impossible not to smile while taking you first bite, not even the great Chuck Norris could resist. It is the colsest one can come to being in Heaven without actually being there. Once one has been eaten there's no turning back as they are more addictive than meth. It is not uncommon for groups of people to form clans or packs and travel to LeRoy's as often as possible. However if a member goes judas (see defiition for Judas) then they can be kicked out if 2 or more members decide they are unworthy. Once kicked out the only way back in is to buy everybody a bacon waffle and hope they are re-instated. As a warning, do not eat one unless you are ready to find all other foods somewhat lacking in taste after consuming your first. But as any veteran bacon-waffler will tell you, it is well worth it.
"How'd you end up in jail?"
"I held up a bank so I could afford more bacon waffles."
"Good man"
"After eating my first bacon waffle I felt as if I was hovering off the ground."
"I held up a bank so I could afford more bacon waffles."
"Good man"
"After eating my first bacon waffle I felt as if I was hovering off the ground."
by Haon11 August 30, 2011
Get the Bacon Wafflemug. by IgetHeadEveryday April 23, 2010
Get the bacon sac'dmug. A form of masturbation that causes the penis and/or foreskin to become irritated or extremely schafed therefore causing it to smell like bacon. (Common cure)--put powder on the dick because more than likely if ur reading this u have big fukkin nuts. (Wise words of pimp c) ""NO COPY RIGHT INTENDED""
Mom do not fukking bother me right now because i am tugging the bacon to national geographic african pepperoni titties!!!
by Fat Philosophical Veiny Koch March 13, 2011
Get the tugging the baconmug. 
by fucking kangaroo! December 27, 2010
Get the bacon cockmug. a fat hangover whose cause is the ingestion of too much bacon. normally occurs as the result of overzealous bacon consumption to alleviate a hangover due to alcohol.
Steve: Dude pass the bacon, I need pure grease to bounce back from that pub crawl last night.
Joe: Ok man, but don't eat more than a few strips or you'll get a bacon hangover too.
Joe: Ok man, but don't eat more than a few strips or you'll get a bacon hangover too.
by porcineperson August 23, 2011
Get the bacon hangovermug.