Broccoli blindness

When you are unable to indentify your teenager in a crowd of his friends due to the broccoli like haircut that all teenage boys currently have.

I was at the track meet and totally missed Tanner running. There were like 20 boys out there. It must have been a case of total broccoli blindness.

by Bob_MoneyXX January 29, 2025

Boy blind

when a boy seems like he has such a good personality, you become blind to how he looks.

friend: you actually the worst taste in boys

me: i think i’m boy blind

by BBarbiex0x0 September 3, 2020

Venetian Blind Bender

High quality crystal meth. Named for the user's high level of paranoia, leading to him/her peeking out of the curtains in fear of police, his/her family, imaginary friends/foes or the Illuminati coming to get them and haul them off to jail, rehab, hell, Guantanamo bay, or evict them from where they are squatting. See also: Meth Crystal meth Tina PNP Tweaker People of Wal-mart

Tweaker #1 "Man, I am so fuckin' HIGH, Bro. I can't stop sweating. I'm gonna take apart these two perfectly good toasters, and make one shitty toaster that hardly works."

Tweaker #3 "Ohhhhh kayyyy... Sounds like fun. Hey, where's tweaker #2? Is he scoping for the cops with his night vision goggles and police scanner again? He needs to lay off that Venetian Blind Bender..."

by PhillipHarass January 3, 2018

name-blind

A state of being where someone understands the content or purpose of something but cannot recall or recognize its name.

I totally know what that subject teaches me in college, but I'm completely name-blind when it comes to what it's called!

by Emotional Cruiser August 13, 2025

Beauty blind

Think you look good but in reality you’re ugly

Mataya is beauty blind

by Colemole12 August 7, 2021

Blind Gonzo

When you are too drunk or whiskey dicked to do a blind unicorn.

I was so drunk i couldnt give her a blind unicorn, it looked like a blind gonzo.

by bigEVLwhtman August 20, 2018

Blind liking for self confidence

A phenomenon on dating platform like tinder.
Upspeed blind liking of profiles without looking at photo's and descriptions.
It provides a boost on the self confidence of women, because they think all men like them.
But only when a female makes the match, shall the man make his choice.

Blind liking for self confidence
Waiting for the train and you dont have enough time to inspect all profiles.

So you are blind liking profiles at tinder for gaining self confidence at women.

by ontjie October 22, 2020