Telepathic Aids

When someone you know talks in the stupidest accent know to man and you get aids from it.

In country accent "Catherine is the main bowl"
Friend 1 "I just got telepathic aids from you talking"

by Zollows December 23, 2022

Very Aids

A term used to describe something that is extremely cringe and annoying.

That weird andrew tate guy is Very Aids

by Walter whit December 30, 2022

Ball-Aids

Adjective: Egregiously horrible circumstance or feeling.

Noun: A disease in which there is a severe loss of the body's cellular immunity, greatly lowering the resistance to infection and malignancy...but in ones balls.

Adjective: He watched his dad get hit by a bus. Talk about a ball-aids day!

Noun: Don't mess around with those crazy rich Asians. That's how you get the ball aids.

by Ball aids muncher January 14, 2023

TOE AIDS

UNCURABLE TOE NAIL FUNGUS CAUSED BY WEARING MOTHERS SOCKS.

I WORE MY MOTHERS SOCKS AND NOW I HAVE TOE AIDS..

by TOE AIDS January 19, 2023

gorilla aids

Gorilla Aids are aids that you have obtained from an infected gorilla. The most common type of gorilla you can get these specific aids is your mom. Gorilla aids, unlike normal aids, is only 1 thing. You don't get gorilla hiv, you just straight up get gorilla aids. There is no cure for gorilla aids and people with gorilla aids have a life expectancy of only 1 year. So instead of reading this damn description about gorilla aids, how about trying to treat it?

Blake: Man, I fucked a chick the other day and now my dick is red.

Johnson: Dawg, yo ass got some gorilla aids!

by Papa Muey April 5, 2023

Ai-AIDS

Artificial intelligence induced autoimmune disease. When your immune system attacks your neuralink chip. The resulting symptoms may require you to take immunosuppressants as to not be attacked by your own immune system.

Steven got AI-AIDS and can’t leave his house anymore

by Naazax May 15, 2023

Clown Aids

Clown Aids is a Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) contracted when one party has sex with a clown. The receiver of said STD begins becoming a clown. They start craving to become part of a circus, and they start dressing in brightly coloured clothing.

This disease can be non symptomatic in some cases, and be transmitted to you without your or the non-symtomatic holders knowledge.

Dude you fucked a clown!! You're totally getting Clown Aids now!

by DemonSpauun September 1, 2023