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Necrofelch protein shake

Noun.
1. A drink that results from trying to necrofelch someone who has been cremated. This is a milkshake made from santorum mixed with the ashes of the deceased.
"Your dad and I enjoyed a nice necrofelch protein shake last night... Made out of your mom."
by bekim June 12, 2012
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Next Day Shakes

The Jitters and shakes followed by a big session or long weekend of drinking. The only cure is to start drinking again or just suck it up and hope you make it through the day.
Ahh man! I’m fucking dying, What was I drinking last night!?… I’ve got some major next day shakes!
by Raye Gunn February 14, 2023
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Redneck Protein Shake

A concoction most commonly created by crushing Cheetos into a fine powder and proceeding to mix with Mountain Dew until evenly blended.
"Jim Bob said he always drinks a redneck protein shake before sex because it gives him the stamina he needs to fuck both his sister AND his cousin in the same day"

"I like to drink a redneck protein shake while NASCAR is on. It gives me the energy I need to beat my wife when Clint Bowyer loses."
by XxICEBULL3TxX November 5, 2019
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THUNFISCH PROTEIN SHAKE

The best protein shake made by german baddibillding legend MARKUS RUEL
*take it out of Microwave*

"IS BRUTAL the Thunfisch Protein Shake"
by anonymous March 18, 2021
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Ass Shaking Music

An excuse used by kpoppies when a song's lyrics make no sense, have no deeper meaning, or have been replaced with onomatopoeias.
"I don't care if it's a bad song! It's ass shaking music!"
by Not-that-mad January 13, 2022
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Shake Up The Room

Means The Room Is Gonna Get Shot Up.
Stop playing with me before I shake up the room” “Pass me the gun I’m about to shake up the room
by NYC President April 5, 2022
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Shake Hands with Beef

The act of wanking it, jerking off, or masturbating as it is most commonly called.
Im gonna go shake hands with beef before we hit the road, I don't want to have to sperm it up on the way.
by Ginkyzord October 12, 2006
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