wet egg

Apparently the idiots version of wet lettuce

Someone: James are you coming to pounded
James: No I'm being a wet egg!!!
😂😂😂

by Whatatit May 14, 2017

Egg chute

The female sexual/reproductive organ.

She's addicted to cosmetic surgery! She's had a nose-job and a boob-job, and next she's gonna get her egg chute tightened!
Source: Stormy Weather, Norwich

by Stormy Weather December 27, 2007

EGG IN A BLANKET

A PERSON THAT ONLY HAS ONE BALL

I WOULD HIT A EGG IN A BLANKET

by Aj Cockringing hoe March 6, 2015

fork and egg

G rated method of saying Fucking A.

Fork and egg, Jimmy...get your mouth away from my crotch!!

by eBiscuit August 16, 2008

Lay an egg

(in business jargon) to produce an output or result

We're waiting for Jim's project to finish and lay an egg before we can start taking on new staff.

by Jared Pollock August 25, 2017

goose egg

A vast, festively plump man heap lying limp on a mans own thigh.

After Gwendolyn gave Frank a really good blow job his dick immedietely went to damp "Goose Egg" Satus.

by Friggin hoopty December 6, 2006

Eggs and Bacon

The process of putting your dick and balls between your legs. Closing both legs and bending over to show your friends the delicious breakfast you have made for them.

Next time someone bitches about not eating breakfast show them your eggs and bacon and they will think twice about it again.

by Chad Kramer October 5, 2006