FAP

the noise made when sarah hits her head on the wall

god sarah is going to get a concussion if she doesn't cease and desist the FAP

by shlickmuhdoggen October 7, 2018

Fuck fapping february

Second month of Sigma year. During this period you may find an increase in your testosterone levels and start feeling less like a wanker. Is is only a second month so it is still considered an easy one.

James:"wow this Sigma year looks promising, better not fail my Fuck fapping february."

by chorbet November 15, 2022

Fapping Hysterically

Masturbating with wildly uncontrolled emotion.

After copious amounts of cocaine and porn Cliff began Fapping Hysterically in the corner.

I was Fapping Hysterically all night listening to Adele's new single.

by HotDeuceUniversity August 16, 2016

L faps

A way to describe an unattractive person, or in more simpler terms someone you wouldn’t masturbate to.

This girl in my Spanish class is L faps

by Cape more Huzz August 28, 2025

fap taxi

Taxi that you fap in to get to your destination, and deposit penal juice into drivers mouth

I love that awesome fap taxi ride

by doctorcocktor September 11, 2014

Spinner fap

When you put your penis through a hole in a fidget spinner en spin it while fapping

I spinner fapped so hard last night i can still feel the vshhhhhh

by Zayronca May 22, 2017

Fap biceps

Biceps thats forms when you fap

Brian:Wow bro why you only have biceps on one arm?
Mike:I have a fap biceps

by 123Wermi February 12, 2021