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Gonzo Ball

Similar to Lakers point guard Lonzo Ball, however, you are so trashed and unbelievably intoxicated that you would make some of the dumbest decisions a human could make.
LB: Yo bro, are you Kirkin right now?
Ry: I am straight Gonzo Ball right now
LB: Oh no
by ChikenChoker4Lyfe May 8, 2019
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Jingle Balls

Another version of Jingle Bells but for dirty minded people.

When a guys nuts are bouncy
Jingle balls, jingle balls Jingle all night long. Oh what fun it is to ride a 6 foot 9 inch dick Ay!
by okidokibabie December 15, 2017
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Fuego Balls

When you have either spicy wing sauce or hot sauce on your hand and casually rub your balls, usually is extremely painful.
"Bro Ricky got a SICK case of Fuego Balls!"
by Nighthelm June 4, 2018
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Sugar Balling

When you decorate your scrotum by coating it in Christmas candy sprinkles and then dip your sweet tasting mansack in and out of your girl’s mouth (performed tea bag style).
While Sasha was baking and decorating holiday cookies, I coated my ballsack with some Wilton holiday sprinkles and did a little sugar balling.

Rachel gained ten holiday pounds just from all the sugar balling this season.
by Eaton Holgoode November 30, 2017
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ball washer

Someone who follows those of higher social standing and backs them no matter what. They will stick up for their hero, even when their hero has been proven to be a bad person, scammer, thief or general scumbag.
Man, Truck and BBi have the ball washers that totally ignore their scams.
by Big Nasty 153 October 13, 2017
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Pussy Balls

Someone who is a bitch or someone who is very much disliked
oh that kid matt keefe is pussy balls
by bootystench February 7, 2022
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Shaved Balls

Where a males balls are smooth and girls won’t be gagging and making fur balls
“Woah you’ve got some nice shaved balls
by AA Batteries September 7, 2019
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