by Zemaryah January 19, 2019
Get the Yarda mug.Yardblowies is the act of receiving oral pleasure while scavenging for used auto parts at an auto salvage yard. It is highly sought after due to it's elusive nature, and it is difficult to find a female partner to orcastrate the act, due to their lack of enjoyment from being forced to accompany their partner at the salvage yard for extended periods.
"oh man, I hope it rains at the junkyard tomorrow, so we get stuck in a car so I can get some yardblowies!"
by LeeJayByrd April 25, 2019
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A feeling and in some cases accompanying behavior that arises in some individuals resulting from attempting to complete mundane but required domestic outdoor tasks that are unexpectedly made more challenging by other humans or non-human animals.
A feeling and in some cases accompanying behavior that arises in some individuals resulting from attempting to complete mundane but required domestic outdoor tasks that are unexpectedly made more challenging by other humans or non-human animals.
When I was mowing the stupid lawn today I suddenly smelled something weird, turns out the mower ran over and sucked up a pile of my downstairs neighbor’s dog’s shit and as I walked along, mowing the rest of the lawn, the vacuum action from the lawn mower was blowing hot, shitty air straight at my face. Omg, I had some hardcore yard rage.
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Get the YARDBIRD mug.An endearing and culturally flavorful term for an Appalachian familly's toddler-aged child whom has yet to master shitting in the appropriate receptical. The parents opt to elicit the child to roam bare-assed outdoors at home, and sequentially squat on the front lawn to relieve themselves.
"Morin', Chad. Think you might have stepped in my yard shitter's business on your way in. Think you can clean that off the carpet?"
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