Killing two pigs with one bird

A modern version of the popular saying "killing two birds with one stone." derived from the popular video game "angry birds."

I was killing two pigs with one bird by eating lunch and playing angry birds at the same time.

by Mrgus April 7, 2011

withering

adj.
To overwhelm or destroy; devastating;

"I gave him a withering look" (a look intended to make the other person feel inferior and warned)

by COURTNEYMARET January 14, 2009

skippin with a lip in

self explanitory, the act of skipping school with smokeless tobacco or dip in your lip

yeah man we got caught skipping yesterday. its a good thing we hadnt taken it to the next level ,we were about to roll out that bitch skippin with a lip in

by 7th flo crew September 5, 2009

velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors

A velociraptor with a jet-pack attached to it, with scissors.
normally used to kill everything in a room or open space, may be more dangerous than an a-bomb...if used properly.
no one knows where it was first invented, but there is a theory that it was created by the nazis while researching the effects of chlorine on kittens.

holy f***ing s*** its a velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors!

by that guy you dont really know April 19, 2010

now you're cooking with gas

Generally referring to someone going from average mental output to a better, more genius level of thought.

Person A: "I think I'm gonna stop doing all this complicated math by hand and start using a calculator."

Person B: "Now you're cooking with gas!"

by Stormcastle October 15, 2010

fuck me with your giant cock

why the fuck would you look that up? psycopath

seriously dude, why are you looking up fuck me with your giant cock on urban dictionary

by largebbc April 17, 2020

friends with minor benefits

These are two individuals, usually a male and a female, who occasionally engage in noncoital sexual behavior (most often masturbation but possibly other forms) without being lovers or having any long-term commitment. Usually this is done on an infrequent basis if one or the other is in need. Think of this as one possible and occasional outcome of a strong friendship between a man and a woman. I hope this definition does not offend.

While Tom and Jennifer's relationship was usually Platonic, sometimes theirs devolved into that of 'friends with minor benefits.'

by eViL pOp TaRt April 27, 2006