Wagon

Refers to an incredibly good looking butt, booty, badonkadonk, dump truck, gyatt, arse, ass, derriere, callypygian etc.

Typically used when referring to a particularly great booty, can be used for all shapes and sizes. Called a “Wagon” because it follows behind you.

Ex. 1
Guy 1: Damn, you see that from the party last night? She's thick AF!

Guy 2: Yeah, she's got a Wagon for sure.

Ex. 2
Damn, Ashley has a nice Wagon.

Ex. 3
Damn, that girl is draggin a Wagon back there!

Ex. 4

by Butts and The Bee's July 3, 2025

Snack Wagon

1. A person so effortlessly attractive, they’re not just a snack—they’re hauling an entire cart of looks, charisma, and confidence.
2. Someone who’s undeniably comprehensive hotness: style, swagger, and personality included.

Snack Wagon: noun

Did you see Marcus at the party? Whole snack wagon energy.”
“Girl, you’re not just a snack—that’s a full snack wagon, brakes optional.”
“That new haircut turned him into a snack wagon.”

by TattedUpJeep July 11, 2025

wagon

wagon is a full time group chat ratter and yandere side ting

oh hell nah that wagon kid sucking yandere for a depo

by ian motors July 29, 2023

Shagin wagon

A cool mini van where married people can have romantic time

Chris was excited to sleep in the shagin wagon with his sexy wife!

by Smelly mellly November 26, 2023

demp wagon

Fighting sobriety by drinking when thou wake up to avoid letting the prior evenings alcohol go to waste

Wake up hung over, laugh, have a shower Scotch, we on the Demp Wagon now.

by Dude, dude, no December 12, 2020

woof wagon

riding the woof wagon is the equivalent of riding the struggle bus except it is only said by the dankest of dudes not a slew of unintelligent teenage white girls

"Riding that woof wagon harddd tonight bruh"

by thee.silverpony May 14, 2014

Weasel wagon

Ambulance like fire engine whose members enjoy masochistic abuse and torment. They push hard and fast and allow for full chest recoil. They love chicken bacon cheese and dislike sleeping and the gym.

I couldn’t sleep cause the weasel wagon kept me up all night with their nonsense.

by Dr. Tobagen July 8, 2018