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Wagner middle school 

Wagner has ppl smoking blunts in the bathroom. On fire every month. Fights in every hallway. Senior slut day. Ppl basically fucking in the yard. Teachers who don’t give a shit. And overall j a dusty crusty school.
Don’t go to wagner middle school

Franz Wagner 

Franz Wagner is God's gift to the Orlando Magic after years of misery since the Dwight Howard era. Selected with 8th pick of 2021 NBA Draft by the Orlando Magic, Franz is currently the baddest white boy on the planet. NBA teams often say "ah fuck" when going against the Orlando Magic, because of Franz, who also goes by OnlyFranz and Sweet Franz. "Who the fuck is Franz Wagner" is currently the number 1 Google search in every city he plays in, which has surpassed last year's number 1 search of "who the fuck is Chuma Okeke".

The day after Chuck Norris was born he drove his mother home, he wanted her to get some rest.

Franz Wagner counted to infinity—three times.

Franz Wagner ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.

When Franz Wagner was born the doctor asked him to name his parents.

Franz Wagner tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Franz Wagner can dribble a bowling ball.
Franz Wagner once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Franz Wagner by Jeff Weltgawd November 18, 2021

Wagner plow 

1) A vehicle driven by a pedofile named Wags, Jags, Slags, etc...
2) A sex move done by any of the above named pedofiles where while ramming little boys in the ass, he continuously steps forward as to push them along as an action of a plow.
3)The best name for a Snorlax ever.
1) "Yo we threw cake all over the wagner plow."

2) "Jags gave some 11 year old boy the wagner plow yesterday." -- "Isn't he like 20 or something?" --"yeah..."

3) My Wagner Plow 1 shot Gary's blastoise earlier. Gary is a bitch.
Wagner plow by maomaomaomaomao November 17, 2010

band wagoner 

A person who cheers for a team just because they are winning.
Scott Gallupe is a band wagoner
band wagoner by AaronK- January 25, 2010
Wagwon is a Jamaican word(what's going on) shortened - mistaken for wagwan
"Wagwon bro"
Wagwon by It's wagwon March 19, 2017

wagonist 

A person who associates themselves with or pretends to be a fan of a specific team, individual or activity in which they know nothing about due to fact that everyone else is doing it
Most Chelsea fans are Wagonists
wagonist by RJ Bertram May 3, 2015