Fan Wiper

Fan Wiper (n.): used as an insult; allergens and dust particles get caught within the blades of the fan. If you are a person who suffers from allergies, you understand how unpleasant these particles can be. now as a fan wiper, you have the duties of collecting the dust and therefor getting stuck with it yourself while the fan gets to enjoy the bliss of being clean and dust free.

You are a fan wiper.
So is my friend.

by Pop Fizz May 5, 2008

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hymen wiper

cherry eater; the swifter upper for the down lipper

" Her dirty diaper called for a reinforced piper hymen wiper. "

by aanniigg November 12, 2011

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Clean Wiper

When a shit comes out so cleanly no wipe is required

Guy 1: Well that was quick
Guy 2: Well it was a clean wiper

by CHEESECHODE April 2, 2015

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Single wiper

When you pinch off a fat log and it only takes one wipe to clean up.

Friend: Dude that was a quick trip to the bathroom.

Me: yeah it was a single wiper.

by Angry Steve January 10, 2017

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Washington Wiper

The washington wiper is an act of sexual delicacy. It involves ejaculating into your partners eyes then using your half chub/flacid fuck stick to wipe the mess out

I gave Tori the good ole Washington Wiper.
After lexi gave me the Washington wiper I had to go get a Post birth abortion

by Jack Raman June 5, 2017

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