_.wooly.willy._ 

A cool person on tiktok and a certified zachelor and bo-ner

“My favorite person on tiktok is _.wooly.willy._

_.wooly.willy._ by whatsupgreg September 5, 2021

_.wooly.willy._ 

someone with beautiful feet, just absolutely incredible stompers.

person 1: wow! look at the tootsies on that one!!

person 2: holy mackerel!!! they're a real _.wooly.willy._!!!!

_.wooly.willy._ by kathykerflooey September 6, 2021

A willy schwilly milly gilly 

What people from brimingham call a pavement

"NOT EN BERRMENGHAM WE DONT, EN BERRMENGAM WE CALL IT A WILLY SCHWILLY MILLY GILLY"

A willy schwilly milly gilly by FellowBlokefromtheuk December 18, 2022

the chilly willy effect 

The mind's inability to accept the impossible in fiction.

"There's NO WAY that LITTLE PENGUIN can stomp that HUGE DOG into that TINY CAN! NO WAY!!!" exclaimed Connor (patient zero of the Chilly Willy Effect)

the chilly willy effect by Organboy November 4, 2013

Duncan's willy 

Tiny. And pretty pointless. Cannot be used during penetrative sex. Makes a decent paper weight for small amounts of paper.

"Man, this window has a gap in the seal... There's a little draft getting in... If only I had something to block it with..."

"I've got Duncan's Willy?"

"PERFECT!"

Duncan's willy by CatMac February 7, 2014

National Wet Willy Day 

On May 4th it’s National Wet Willy Day. It’s a day for all men to finally get their dick wet or dip it in again.

“Hey Eugene you ready for National Wet Willy Day?”

National Wet Willy Day by Kacklemore April 12, 2019

silly willy 

A term of endearment similar to Funny Goober.

girl: Youre my funny goober.
Guy: Well, youre my silly willy.

silly willy by Greg Bennett August 8, 2006