I WANT TEH MONKEYS!!!1!

A statement made on various internet forums as an ice-breaker

Person 1: bored....

Person 2: I WANT TEH MONKEYS!!!1!

Person 1: no

by Teh!1!!Walrus!!!1! April 4, 2011

she wants the b

"She wants the B" is similar to someone who wants the d. This girl who wants the B wants the D of that guy who has the B... B meaning Beard. Everyone knows the guy with beard will get the panties dropped before the baby faced man can. The beard is THE symbol of masculinity and what men everywhere envy. Not everyone can grow a beard, but those who do will attract all women... like bug to a bug zapper.

"See that chick over there checking out my beard? Yep, she wants the B."

by NCgurl June 19, 2016

malibu's most wanted

quite simply the shittest movie ever made in the history of the universe

Wigger: Yo nigga did u be seeing malibu's most wanted on the weekend yo? That shit is tight!

REAL Black Guy: you shut the fuck up u punk bitch, that movie is shit "beats shit out of wigger"

by Calabrese Boy November 14, 2005

want a cookie

another way a girl asks a guy if he wants to have sexual relations. Usually all the way to intercourse.

guy and girl are hanging out in bedroom

guy: I'm bored

girl: Want a cookie?
sexual relations ensue

by Cookie Lady September 12, 2009

waint

A black people version of was not.

I wish Bob Marley waint dead so we could see him in concert.

by Climp May 2, 2010

i want all you

wanting every aspect of someone, usually to have sex.

girl :"what do you want?"
boy: " I want all you"

by elmma January 17, 2008

I want you in my tummy

When something is so overly adorable, yuo tend to shout this out

Pondra: I WANT YOU IN MY TUMMY!
Josh: ^^

by dinoexplosion January 23, 2010