limp waffle

A vagina with over-sized fucking yuge' labia.

"Stacy has a limp waffle; you could tie that shit in a Windsor knot"

by erectilehubrus October 10, 2017

Wet waffle

When a sweaty anus is placed upon an unsuspecting nose for any duration of time.

DJay passed out from too much fireball, with his shoes on. So I wet waffled him.

by Waffle king May 18, 2019

douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget

A male under 30 years of age that wears pleated khakis.

Holy fuck look at AJ, what a douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget

by golf-freak93 January 30, 2008

Stud Waffle

An incredibly hunky or attractive man. Possessing desirable physical and social characteristics. A true man's man who is still capable of chivalry and taking care of a woman's needs.

Wow that guy over there is such a Stud Waffle. I bet he will show me a good time and remember to call me back.

My boyfriend is so lame... I need to go find me a Stud Waffle like Colin.

by Trogthemanchild June 9, 2009

Waffle Hut

A place to meet and eat.

(Gawain MacSam) I can't believe you brought yo bitch to the Waffle Hut.
(Garth Pancake) What?
(Gawain MacSam) I can't believe you brought yo bitch to the Waffle Hut.

by Calvin Parry October 7, 2008

Waffletastic

Too amazing to define with fantastic.
So you combine it with a cool word like waffle and make the word "Waffletastic".

That pancake mix was waffletastic.

by FakeAndGayDefinitions July 14, 2010

Waffle Dolphin

penis

I stuck my waffle dolphin into a dolphin waffle.

by Quentin and Anthony January 12, 2011