Urban Jousting

4 guys standing in a 4-way intersection jacking off into the 4 corners until ejactulation.

Guys! We should totally go Urban Jousting tonight after the party!

by Pickle Toppers November 4, 2014

Dick Urban

The mythical Father of the Urban Dictionary, born and nurtured by his disciples, who ever moment of the day find meaning in the meaningless. An earthy dude in a foul mood who was at once a crude and rude. He said what was on his mind and then opened the forum to the world.

They ought to build a statue for Dick Urban, a man who got away with words.

by tirtle June 18, 2018

Urban Dictionary

Where I learnt what Coronavirus was

Have you checked out Urban Dictionary lately, there’s some weird shit going on in the world

by massivetraps25 March 24, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A place where perverts can masturbate.

I'm so high, let's go on Urban Dictionary.

by JustARandomUser August 12, 2020

Urban Military

A another way to say "Gang" or "Mob of criminals"

Person 01: These crips are a hella military up in here!

Person 02: Yeah a urban military, feel me man?

Person 01: I feel ya!

by That Nigga Trippy October 14, 2017

Urban Dickionary

Basically a digital burn book. Where people vent about their classmates and people they hate anonymously hoping to make themselves feel better about their own sad lives.

You: Haha <insert name> is such a loser!

You: I’m gonna add their name to Urban Dickionary with a bunch of swear words!
*Submits*
Also you: Hah-aha...ah *cries*

by Itchythot2000 November 14, 2018

urban dictionary

How us old fogeys feel less old by understanding what these whippersnappers are saying.

"How the hell do I add my own definition for "urban dictionary"... Oh wow, that is shamefully obvious. Thank god there weren't any youths around to see that."

by twenty-three skedoo June 8, 2017