Urban Dictionary

The only real English Dictionary in the world, In my opinion. It contains REAL definitions that every one can understand. Not something like:

Philosophy- rational investigation of the truths and principles of being, knowledge, or conduct.

But instead:

Philosophy- Philosophy undertakes the task of determining the fundamental nature of human existence with thorough logical analysis. Philosophy can be broken down into four major branches.

1) A real Dictionary
2) Something people bad at english can understand.
3) Something to waste your time on.
1) Mike: Hey man, don't you hate all those people ruining the english language? Pfft, dem? dat? lol?

Jesus: Actually, No they are not ruining it. They are actually EXPANDING the English Language, modern day dictionaries are just too far behind to keep up. We should be glad our language is expanding is so many ways.

2) Superman: Ugh, I just cant understand what the god damn dictionary is saying! If I can hardly understand the language, how the fuck am I going to understand all these complex words?

Spiderman: Silly DC, the dictionary is for losers! Go to Urban Dictionary for real HUMAN examples!

3) Unknown Diety: Daaaaaaaamnnnnnnnnn , I just procrastanated and wasted like 4 hours on reading stuff on Urban Dictionary!
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Like Wikipedia, only better and more relevant to real life.
Screw Wikipedia, Urban Dictionary all the way!
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A great dictionary that lets you write your opinion of...... whatever as long as it is appropriate not some sort of prank just for you to be able to be 'On The Web'.
Word: Urban Dictionary

Hey boys told ya im awesome

IT WON'T WORK TRUST ME
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An awesome dictionary with all the words you could ever think of, even names!
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Beware the port-a-potty - it's overflowing with urban dictionary.
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An interesting site that was originally used for looking up words used by Black People on TV, but now has been found by White People and their awful children, who use it to exact revenge on their enemies and post names of people they're stalking and are probably going to rape at some point.
Urban dictionary used to be awesome, still is, but idiots don't READ THE RULES!
by Thatguytwitchinginacorner January 09, 2012
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The place to get all of your needs fulfilled
It was cold outside, so I went to urban dictionary.
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