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tuna surprise

When a pervert or deviant abuses a large-mouthed fish for sexual gratification, filling it with a substance resembling mornay sauce. An act of grievous fish-abuse.
Did you see that freak out the back of the supermarket? He had his pants around his ankles giving that mackerel a tuna surprise!
by ferrimunt April 7, 2009
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Tuna

(n.) a white, suburban, wanna-be rapper who exhibits large, swollen cankles, houses Raisin Bran Crunch, and often wields dual Winchester model 1887 shotguns (w/o advancing to prestige)
Damn, this kid is a Tuna; he's camping in the bar on Estate - just owning people with his 1887s, not even putting down his bowl of Raisin Bran Crunch!
by lildeezy3 January 21, 2010
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Tuna Canoe

a vagina, named due to the fact that it is shaped like a vertical canoe and in some cases smells like tuna fish!
Phil and Jonny D were thinking of staying in..but fuck it fax is full of the Tuna Canoe tonight!
by asfsdce August 20, 2009
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A nut for a jar of tuna

Meaning that something is a bad trade or a bad option, spelled backwards is "a nut for a jar of tuna" which can be used for a mind-blowing fact.
Person 1: That new purse in stores is 690¥! Will you but it?
Person 2: Ha! No way! That's like trading a nut for a jar of tuna!
by Neko-Miku-Chan May 25, 2016
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tentakels

Variant spelling and pronunciation of "tentacles" based on some obscure Icelandic language (see tentakelporr, tentakel beast, Yggdrasil Proteus).

1. Used to note that the tentacles in question are doing fucked-up shit (see hentai), as opposed to, for instance, a plate of calamari that really doesn't do anything. This is done both so that casual observers won't be able to tell what you're talking about, so that otaku, daemonettes and twodephiliacs won't overhaer you and mistake you for one of their own, and so that harmless tentacles (yes there are a few left) do not become Brondonized.
2. MCC Anime Club's favorite thing in the whole world.
3. My current Nemesis (although I am still have been without an Arch-Nemesis since 2003)
Dumbass A: I don't know how anyone could get off to hentai! It's frikkin tentacles!

Dumbass B: I know, it's disgusting!

Otaku Jackass: Tentacles?! Did someone say tentacles!? Here's some tentacles *shows Dumbasses Sailor Moon tentakelporr*

Dumbasses: Noooooooooooooo!!1111one *vomit*


Me: Why must the tentakels hound me to the ends of the Earth?! Do I look like a Japanese schoolgirl?! *doesn't look like Japanese schoolgirl*

Zach: *shudders* I don't know. I don't know why the porn shop I work at carries shit with tentakels either.

*Otaku Jackass walks by engrossed in Sailor Moon pr0n*

*Zach smacks Otaku Jackass upside the head for not returning his pr0n to the store on time, causing him to drop his Sailor Moon pr0n into a nearby volcano*

Otaku Jackass: Nooooooooooo!!!!!!1111one *jumps into volcano after Sailor Moon pr0n*

Everyone: Hooray!

FIN
by Jack D. Ripper June 21, 2004
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tuna roll

Okay so it's like if you leave a tampon in there for like 3 months and it stays there, and then you take it out, drain it, and then use the substance as lube for anal sex.
Sarah had been brewing a tuna roll for far too long.
by TunaRollBen April 7, 2015
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tuna

not just a bitch...but a MAJOR bitch...so skanky & slutty shes like a piece of stink tuna fish...
fuck..Tasha is such tuna ;-)
by FREEK January 6, 2005
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