cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

by coolyourtools September 8, 2016

Aoife o toole

A breed of girls who specify there time in applying fake tan , scrubbing fake tan of and walking her dog . She doesn’t only do this , infact she pulls the lot! ***eoin Quinn mikey walsh Raff Malone

Friend: oh yeah fake tans on offer in boots at the mo
Aoife: omg yay! I’ve been through my 5th bottle this week

Friend : but they have only got extra dark
Aoife: that’s what I get anyways

Aoife o toole is a type of girl with a badass attitude

by Grace123Hannon September 9, 2019

tool belt Tommy

A very manly lesbian or bull-dyke

hey! look at her that's a "tool belt Tommy"

by pattypatpancake November 16, 2009

tool face

a white boy who raps.

have a good summer tool face.

by owned!!! June 11, 2006

tool bag

means worthless, unwanted peason that people use dont like

tool bag,dickheads faggets ,noobs

by reem12 March 8, 2009

Smartest tool in the shed

combo of smartest guy in the room meets sharpest tool in the shed. see those definitions separately as this shouldn't be a combined term. who knew tools were smart. newsflash...they're not and is the person that says this is quite frankly the smartest in the tool shed

Well he's not the smartest tool in the shed

by WAKESTAR June 2, 2018

hoe garden tool

A BITCH

U HOE GARDEN TOOL GET IN MY CAR

by SSIENDVSJ May 25, 2016