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genetic toilet

male; any kind of 'receptacle' for genetic emission/s.

on occasion, using a human female as a 'toilet'; can often be unwise!. -in tandem with the male "ejacs", the human female can often 'gear up for production'; resulting in 'enslavement' of the libidinal dominated!

for those who have studied history carefully, this development is often LESS than desirable!!, UNLESS one can summon 'long green' (currency!); with a mere snap of the fingers!! -one STILL remains condemned to 'financial/spiritual advisor' for 20+ years!...........

NO 'smart' businessman enters into an enterprise too 'taxing' to 'float'!! on its' own!! -'confinement'/'isolation', 'disarmament' of the male effluent (mind of its' own!!!!) can prove MOST helpful with this sketchy scenario!!
i grabbed a paper towel for use as a genetic toilet!

i'm used to porcelain, not SKIN for my body waste/s ! she (he) ended up my genetic toilet !!

my floor serves as a genetic toilet!!

i need a TOILET!!, here comes one NOW!!
by michael foolsley October 23, 2011
mugGet the genetic toiletmug.

Toilet Frog

The term toilet frog is an ancient term referring to the team which will the 2004 2Cana programming competition.
Those damn toilet frogs won the competition!
by Lysdexia September 6, 2004
mugGet the Toilet Frogmug.

toilet licker

The act, performed by a man, of licking a toilet whilst bending over from a standing position with his pants down and legs just apart. This position enables the insertion of another man's penis into his anus. This act is derived from the antics of George Michael performing sexual acts with other men in London's toilets in the 90's.
by Hagz-Aza-Phat March 5, 2010
mugGet the toilet lickermug.

toilet bag

When the toilet is unavailable and you have to urinate, defecate, ejaculate or dispose of rubbish into a bag.
"Dude, I need a toilet bag"
by Soiled Undergarment July 11, 2003
mugGet the toilet bagmug.

toilet birth

when a pregnant lady goes to the bathroom to drop a duece, but a wonderful joy of life comes out. a baby.
Tim- fuck you

Jim- no fuck you you shit stained toilet birth.
by Jacky (passive) February 8, 2008
mugGet the toilet birthmug.

toilet rapist

A person who is aroused by using the toilets of other people. May ejaculate unexpectedly over the toilet while reading beano comics and imagining others on the toilet
'Tom is such a toilet rapist, he won't come into my room without begging to use my toilet' MINX
by R Edwards October 30, 2007
mugGet the toilet rapistmug.

Clogged Toilet

the sex act of stuffing multiple oranges or other spherical fruits into the vagina, then scrubbing the vaginal walls with a toilet brush
The tangelos I ate from the clogged toilet didn't taste very good
by HattoriHanzo October 31, 2011
mugGet the Clogged Toiletmug.

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