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toilet puja

The burning of incence in a lavatory in order to exorcise an unwanted ethereal presence, and counter the bad karma caused by the eating of too much curry the night before. See 'Puja'.
I have conducted toilet puja to hide my natural ungodliness.
by Guano Biscuit October 11, 2007
mugGet the toilet pujamug.

Toilet Frog

The term toilet frog is an ancient term referring to the team which will the 2004 2Cana programming competition.
Those damn toilet frogs won the competition!
by Lysdexia September 6, 2004
mugGet the Toilet Frogmug.

toilet licker

The act, performed by a man, of licking a toilet whilst bending over from a standing position with his pants down and legs just apart. This position enables the insertion of another man's penis into his anus. This act is derived from the antics of George Michael performing sexual acts with other men in London's toilets in the 90's.
by Hagz-Aza-Phat March 5, 2010
mugGet the toilet lickermug.

toilet bag

When the toilet is unavailable and you have to urinate, defecate, ejaculate or dispose of rubbish into a bag.
"Dude, I need a toilet bag"
by Soiled Undergarment July 11, 2003
mugGet the toilet bagmug.

toilet birth

when a pregnant lady goes to the bathroom to drop a duece, but a wonderful joy of life comes out. a baby.
Tim- fuck you

Jim- no fuck you you shit stained toilet birth.
by Jacky (passive) February 8, 2008
mugGet the toilet birthmug.

toilet rapist

A person who is aroused by using the toilets of other people. May ejaculate unexpectedly over the toilet while reading beano comics and imagining others on the toilet
'Tom is such a toilet rapist, he won't come into my room without begging to use my toilet' MINX
by R Edwards October 30, 2007
mugGet the toilet rapistmug.

Clogged Toilet

the sex act of stuffing multiple oranges or other spherical fruits into the vagina, then scrubbing the vaginal walls with a toilet brush
The tangelos I ate from the clogged toilet didn't taste very good
by HattoriHanzo October 31, 2011
mugGet the Clogged Toiletmug.

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