Torture

Newest form of Torture?
Being Locked in a Soundproof, Echo Chamber and Have to Listen to Hannah Montana!

OMG My Ears Are Bleeding!!!!
The Torture!!!!!!!!!!

by Seagulls of Santa!!! October 9, 2008

toronto blue jays

The best team in baseball. Now boasting names like Vernon Wells, AJ Burnett, Roy Halladay, Troy Glaus, and Lyle Overbay. Who cares if they dont sell out. Still the funnest team in baseball to watch

"Touch Em' all Joe. You will never hit one bigger than this." - Tom Cheek, beloved deceased Toronto Blue Jays broadcaster.

by RyanTaylor May 10, 2006

Torin

A shirtless, well-muscled jew of Egyptian descent. A Torin can build pyramids with ease.
Torins are amazing at guitar.
Torins are known to have a large phalice.
Torins can be described as a player of the highest calibar.
Torins are, surprisingly, very nerdy, and attend math camp multiple time

some chick's friend-"OMG, u fucked Torin"
girl- "yeah! then he played guitar and solved equations at the same time!!!!"

by The T!!! February 16, 2009

tory party

A group of public school (typically Eton) educated people deemed unfit for for mainstream employment, sent instead into politics when their wealthy parents realise they can't even tie their own shoelaces at the age of twenty one. Also known as the Conservative Party. Sociopathic liars by nature, they take great pleasure in victimising the poor and weak in society, while denying said people even exist. Funded by wealthy people and organisations with an aversion to paying tax, in order to preserve the status quo that allows them to avoid paying tax. Some of these wealthy people own newspapers which mainly old people read, these newspapers tell the old people to vote for the Tory Party, and this is the only reason they even exist. The Tory Party only likes wealthy old people but the newspapers will not tell them this. The Tory Party is destroying the National Health Service and the old people that are not wealthy will suffer, but the newspapers will not tell them this. The Tory Party speaks to the old people in short repetitive sentences known as sound bites, often referring to themselves with phrases such as strong and stable while making a complete shambles of running a country and selling public assets off to wealthy people at a reduced rate. A successful Tory Party member will retire when they have put enough money into the pockets of the wealthy people and will be rewarded by the wealthy people with a high salaried directorship, typically in the financial sector.

The Tory Party is funded by tax dodging billionaires to preserve the status quo that allows them to avoid paying tax.

by ash67 December 22, 2017

Croatian Taco Tornado

Every girl's dream, no woman should die without experiencing the endless thrill and pleasure that the CTT provides. Only three ingredients are necessary: One Croatian male, one muscular uncontrollable tongue and one taco (aka vagina). After compiling these three ingredients your next move should be lowering your face to meet the taco while whipping your tongue around in a tornado-like motion (hopefully exceeding speeds of 88 mph) Then just listen and enjoy the moans... the groans... the "Oh god"'s and finally the "let's do THAT again".

guy 1: Yo man did you hear what Sime did last night to Bethany?
guy 2: Dude... I know... he totally hooked her up with the Croatian Taco Tornado!!
guy 1: Oh yeah that... well he also ate my butt hole later that night.

by Charliesheen3 July 15, 2011

Torunn

Awesome, talented and extremely good looking girl, often with a cute smile and a cheerful mood.

Derived from the old norse god "Thor" who was the symbol of divine male beauty, Torunn is the symbol for divine female beauty

You're hot and good looking, but you're not quite a Torunn.

by amravi March 12, 2009

Tori Amos

The most incredible female singer ever. Her first solo album, Little Earthquakes, is perfect.

Tori Amos' first three albums are genius.

by ChemicalGoat May 17, 2009