Good Karma Ticket Fairy

Noun: A form of good luck given to those who win tickets (concert, movie, etc...) from a contest or sweepstakes. Often times used as a polite form of "Na-ne-na-na boo-boo, I got free stuff and you didn't!", it can also be used as a sincere way of expressing the joy of winning.

Whether these individuals deserve this good karma is not always relevant, but those undeserving folks who use this term can always pretend their good deeds were the source of their good fortune! (;

I was the 9th caller at the radio station and The Good Karma Ticket Fairy blessed me with 4 free tickets to see the new Harry Potter Movie! Who's jealous??? Maybe I won because I helped that little old lady across the street last week...? Hmmm...

by DeWinter June 11, 2007

Drinks from the fairy cup

Someone who is homosexual.

You know that guy John? He drinks from the fairy cup.

by NM19 February 09, 2007

Fairy Type Gym Leader

An insult to describe a particularly annoying and effeminate male

Shawn: OMG, you're so annoying tsk tsk tsk
Ben: Shut the fuck up you Fairy Type Gym Leader

by sunnA sunU January 03, 2023

Fairy dust and unicorn urine

( according to Sen John Kennedy of Louisiana: what we, sarcastically speaking, can replace gas with if we permanently get rid of oil and natural gas- well without thinking about the consequences of such an action comme du monde

Senator Kennedy: If something akin to the colonial pipeline attack is repeated, what will we replace gas with? Fairy dust and unicorn urine?

by Sexydimma May 28, 2021

Fairy tale hairy tail

When someone uses a combination of fairy tales and dodgy stories to describe something or an event.

James was so vague and all over the place man telling me what happened in the bar last night, his usual fairy tale hairy tail kinda storytelling!

by pouyabagheri June 08, 2019

purple headed bloom fairy

a male's statue that is below the waistline and above the knees, usually called the penis or erected or flacid male genetalia also known as a dick.

I stuck my purple headed bloom fairy in her vertical bacon smile.

by Will B February 24, 2004

fairy cock mother

Ancient mythological transient homemaker bent upon dinner party mastication of off flavored taco MEATS. Typically present prior to the orange juice holiday of la cerveza mas fina.

Perrin was being a little fairy cock mother today. I.e. he would not stop cease to slather blood oranges with polluted saki.

by Matt Hamms March 10, 2007