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pick-up god

A pick-up God is someone who uses pick-up lines on bitches in order to get "sucked". The pick-up god averages getting bopped 5 times a day. He has 4 Demi-gods who use his pick up lines to get top.
"Hey you dropped something... My jaw"

"Wow pick-up god I want to bop you"
by SwaggyP69 April 23, 2014
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pick-up god

The god of pick-up lines. Probably the most smooth, handsome, and hilarious person you'll ever meet. This man is not only fast on the track, but also fast to steal your girl. His regiment of pick-up lines make all other guys, besides his four demigods, seem sub-par. His mortal form takes shape as a guy names Garrett or "@not_garrettm" on twitter. Some of his powers include: Being able to snatch your girl, using pick-up lines to manipilulate people, the ability to rate a girl 1-10 in the first 7 seconds of seeing her, and he can even rub his stomach and pat his head at the same time. Pick-Up God is the most handsome and funny person you'll ever meet. If you ever get the chance to be in his prescene, listen to his pick-up line, you won't be dissapointed.
"Are you talking to anyone right now?"
"Well this guy came up to me and said a pick-up line and gave me his number."
"OMG that must be the Pick-Up God!"
by Ahotchick April 22, 2014
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pick

PICK v:b abbr 1 getting it, 2 do you mind , 3 a bundle of pick-up sticks
"Pick" that up !
by ChachaSaur2023 June 15, 2023
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nose picking distance

Close enough to something or someone that you could pick that thing's nose with little effort, typically used in exaggeration.
by ThereAren'tAnyNamesLeft January 6, 2018
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pick me

a male/female that is desperate to get the opposites gender approval/validation. they go out of their way to announce they are different then the opposite gender.
Vianna: Yeah, I like baby blue and pink!
Kaylee: Bruh you like pink? Its so girly. I like blue cuz im sort of a boy.
Vianna: She’s such a pick me
by laladoobedoo May 13, 2022
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Pick Me Guy

A man who will diminish his self worth and create fake scenarios to pull at the heart strings of a woman.
He told me his best friend died with like no picture, just a blank snapchat. Definitely a pick me guy.
by Yomamma69420 May 25, 2022
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Pick and Lick

The party better have pick and licks.
by Pick and Lick September 5, 2022
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