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Bottled twater

Water that can be found for sale in grocery stores that is virtually indistinguishable from actual tap water.
I don't know why you waste your money on that bottled twater its the same thing.

My kid came home with a case of bottled twater so had to remind him how close he is to 18 years old and by the way he looked at me I don't think he knew what I was getting at.
by sillysilverswag May 3, 2018
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Bottle Grabber

Bottle grabber is a young guy that likes older men.
1. Youngin over there is a Bottle Grabber.
2. I want a Bottle Grabber to find me as attractive as I find them.
by Shortybig January 19, 2015
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bottling the home brew

Allowing a man to ejaculate inside of you in a reckless or intentionally procreative manner.
Tammy: What's up with your sheets?
Tanya: My boyfriend and I have been bottling the home brew, and shit's been getting messy.
Tammy: So I take it we're not sharing vodka until shark week
Tanya: Well, you can never be too careful!
Tammy: You could always try being A LITTLE careful...
by inbrambles January 18, 2013
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Hot Bottle of Arm

A scientific amount of heat equal to the thermal output of one (1) arm, warm enough to attract the companionship of a small-to-medium sized pet snake.

The term comes from the comparison of one's own arm to a large bottle of hot water.
"Of course cats and small reptiles love her so much, shes got two hot bottles of arm."

Jane: You feel a little warm, are you alright?
Timothy: It's fine, I just have a whole hot bottle of arm
by Oliveburned June 5, 2017
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bottle of woha

The nice and amazing British way of saying bottle of water
Random British dude at the drive thru:hey I would like chips and a bottle of woha
by Lostbrittishmans August 28, 2022
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Greatness in a bottle

Used to express excitement or in a complimentary way
Hey, did you see how he ran it in for the touchdown? That was greatness in a bottle!

Nothing wrong with her at all. Her performance was greatness in a bottle.
by kennie1 August 26, 2009
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Bottle of drunk

Guy 1: "yo let's get some drinks man"
Guy 2:"aight let's go, I'm boutta get a bottle of drunk"
Guy1: "wtf is that man?"
Guy2: "that strong ass drink bro"
Guy 1: "ayyeeeeeeee"
by Drankkkk February 10, 2017
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