what a clown

means to someone who is making a joke or is just retarded

Guy(1): you really think Donald Trump is goin to be presisent? he is stupid af
Guy(2): yeah what a clown

by pinche oso May 29, 2016

clown tears

Slang for pre-ejaculate (also known as pre-ejaculatory fluid, preseminal fluid, or Cowper's fluid, and colloquially as pre-cum) is the clear, colorless, viscous fluid that emits from the urethra of a man's penis when he is sexually aroused.

That girl got me so hot I was shedding clown tears.

by oskie October 26, 2009

clown dogging

When you dress up as a clown and do it doggy style.

"She was squeezing my red nose as I was clown dogging her."
"Clown dogging is illegal in India."

by Roo and Doo November 28, 2007

clown car

A term introduced into conversation to highlight or exacerbate the ridiculousness of suggestions or claims made. The term is generally used to troll someone legitimately engaged in the conversation. "Clown car" is a trump card for when a discussion or argument has become facetious, which generally resets or ends the argument.

I think we should go to Medieval Times for lunch . . . in a clown car.

by mattdavey November 20, 2010

Punching the clown

describes the act of whacking off: originates from the image of the head of the penis looking like a clowns nose.

-What were u doing in the bathroom for so long?

-punching the clown...

by schoolisgay July 12, 2009

clown face

(kloun-feys) verb,
To ejaculate on your partners face, then punch them at hard as you can till they bleed.

She gave me lip so I clown faced the bitch, maybe next time she will make me a sandwich when I ask.

by JeffC November 28, 2006

Rim Clown

Ass Clown + Rim Job = Rim Clown!

My neighbor Darryl is such a fucking Rim Clown!

by moosethegoose June 9, 2006