TikTok

The greatest social media platform in existence, full of original content such as art, dances, and excellent comedy!

Spartacus: Hey have you seen the new tiktok video about painting an xbox??
Gertrude: Omg yesss it's so smart, original, and fun!

by Onionymous March 1, 2021

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A contagious pandemic disease spreading throughout the world; the only way to prevent it is to never, EVER download the app of the same name, and to immediately disassociate with anyone who is in possession of said app. Symptoms include heavy loss of cognitive function and use of new, nonsensical slang.

1: Yo check out this cool video
2: What the fuck, that’s TikTok, are you crazy?!
3: Yeah, we need to get him to a hospital, fast.
1: Nah, jit trippin
2: Oh no, it’s too late for him…
3: Yeah, he’s good as dead…

by RedUnderscore October 4, 2023

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TikTok is an addict for lonely/ try hard middle and high schoolers. Once you watch a couple TikToks on the fyp you can’t stop watching them and end up spending the whole day scrolling through TikToks

TikTok NO EXAMPLE CAUSE I’M LAZY AF

by boredinthehouse April 22, 2020

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A gay platform that should not exist in the first place

I deleted TikTok because there was to much faggotism

by scheiß Schwuchtel August 12, 2022

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TikTok Science

A recent study conducted by scientists in which they found out that the app TikTok shares 99.99% of its DNA with cancer.

Scientist 1: Aha!
Scientist 2: What is it?
Scientist 1: It appears that I have found that the popular app, TikTok, does indeed share 99.99% of its DNA with cancer! This is TikTok science!
Scientist 2: Well, it does make sense.

by Is butter a carb? August 3, 2020

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