thomas wright

daddy who always gets all the girls and fucks every hot girl in the fucking class.

Person one: What's his name?
Person two: Thomas Wright
Person one: Oh so he must fuck all the bitches
Person two: Oh you bet?

by JakcMe0ff May 14, 2020

Jared Thomas

Somebody who doesn't answer your messages. When or if they respond, there messages are about weed or anything that contains THC.

P1: dude answer my messages
P2: no response

P1: Your such a Jared Thomas!

by Omgimaduck August 28, 2014

Thomas Bemis

Slang for a ginger man with a small penis

Hey remember that guy from last week? He was totally a Thomas Bemis

by Star065 May 8, 2023

Thomas Broadbent

The kindest and most eager person you will meet. He loves being around people and lighting up a room. From his smile to his fame, nothing will get in the way. Watch out, he is probably too cool for you.

Thomas Broadbent is the coolest guy I know.

by Jake1234332 November 23, 2021

thomas beauvalet

Its my name. It is a name.

Damn Thomas Beauvalet is hella cute.

by Mr. Tunes November 11, 2020

kady thomas

A perfect girl, who is already with her future husband

Look there’s kady thomas, isn’t she beautiful

by igglepiggle2021 March 11, 2021

thomas riley

A canadian goose that is very fond of apples

‘I held the apple in my hand as the thomas riley walked up and jabbed me to death solely with greed for my apple’

by Conalthegingernutcracker January 19, 2019