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Schrodinger's Wave

When a person might be waving at either you or a person behind you. There is no way to know unless you turn around to check.
"Bro, I was stuck in a Schrodinger's Wave yesterday!"

"How so?"

"I saw this lady waving in my direction and I wasn't sure if she was referring to me or someone else. Turns out she was waving to someone behind me after I checked."

"Damn, that's rough bro. Must've felt awkward afterwards."
by Rockonboy123 April 30, 2023
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the dirty wave

When you shit in a kiddy pool and throw said pool at your step son.
He was being a nastard, so I’m gonna give him the dirty wave.
by Harveygrinder May 11, 2023
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Kiss the wave

When a man is performing fellatio and his woman starts urinating in his mouth.
"Kiss the wave, motherfucker, you're already down there"
by Tungsten Forest May 14, 2023
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The Collingwood Wave

The Collingwood Wave is how all Collingwood fans (And ALL Victorians in general Monday - Friday anyway) prefer to greet each other, whether that's sending an opening gesture, or receiving one.

The wave is performed by bending over infront of another, presenting your rear end, looking back and flapping your hand in a welcoming motion to the desired recipients to come and take you from behind whilst you look back at them over your shoulder with a smile.
Innocent observer: "Um what's that cunt in the magpies hat doing? Does he want to get bashed?"

Observers Victorian friend: "Oh that's the Collingwood Wave, we always try and present like that if we think we see someone we know, but just remember it's reserved for Collingwood fans on match days"
by [Stuey the king] May 15, 2023
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Waves

when a fat woman has more than three body rolls on her sides.
holy shit that behemoth has a shit ton of waves... I bet Greg would try to surf.
by GarryDon July 21, 2023
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Perma-Wave

The sensation of a dream like wave over a conscious, often times intoxicated state.
Can happen on opiates, but primarily is caused by stimulates like Methamphetamine and Cocaine. Also known in some urban culture as 'being in your feelings '.
He's been up so long on that ice looking at old messages he's stuck in a perma-wave.
by MakeDestroy July 30, 2023
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Gut wave

The wave generated from one doing a belly flop in the swimming pool
That was one big gut wave, Billy.
by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023
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