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energy systems engineer

The energy systems engineer is an elusive breed of engineer. Often found scurrying around the forest grounds on the banks of the River Corrib, the energy systems engineer will not take very lightly the fact that you are tainting their environment with your carbon dioxide emitting ways. They have a weakness for white wine and tacos and can be captured using a butterfly net.
"Derek! I think I have just seen the lesser spotted energy systems engineer in it's natural habitat!"
"Jolly good, William, but what is that curious sound it is making?"
"It is difficult to hear, Derek, but it sounds like it is hashtagging Longford."
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Reproductive system

What makes babies
Kid: what makes babies
Parent: the reproductive system
by UDaddict121 December 29, 2024
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System

Hey, have you heard of System?
What?
System of a Down!
by harrymason April 12, 2017
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A computer can't function without an operating system

A total lie usually mentioned in computer textbooks when talking about operating systems. Older computers sometimes do not have an operating system, so this is totally a lie because these computers can still function. Also, even modern computers can make use of the Basic Input Output System (BIOS) to do some basic tasks such as viewing and changing the date.
School textbooks: "A computer can't function without an operating system!"
1930s computer operator: "wtf is that"
by 48GI5N32D3D November 26, 2023
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Cat Distribution System

A nickname for the phenomenon of cats commonly entering the lives of their owners in unexpected or mysterious ways, as if a higher power is “distributing cats” among the populous.
There was a cute tabby under my front porch yesterday and I decided to adopt her! I guess the cat distribution system picked me.
by Sacyrus December 15, 2023
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System

a collection of linked hardware components, software, or both, particularly when used for a single purpose.
The new inventory management system simplifies supply ordering and tracking through a sophisticated hardware and software combination.
by Arminkshipper July 2, 2024
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Bug in the system

Person at work that is always trying to get people pissed off or pit them against each other
Everything was fine until she got here. She’s a bug in the system.
by SiL3Nt J September 22, 2023
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