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by anonymous November 25, 2020
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Salted M&M Cupcakes

1. The phrase used by elderly men when they want to binge watch all the Sharknado movies out of order and guess how the timeline goes.

2. A man's body hair.

3. The slang term for colorful feces.

4. A burnt Arabian woman or horse.

5. Water balloon(s) filled with feces and Skittles. Typically used by American children.
1. 'Hey Todd, wanna do a salted m&m cupcake?'

2. 'Mom, my salted m&m cupcakes grew!'

3. 'Dude, I just had the steamiest salted m&m cupcakes ever!'

4. 'That poor salted m&m cupcake other there has an ear infection! I'm superised that she still has ears. I mean, they're not even visible on her head!'

5. 'My sons were playing with their salted m&m cupcakes. Boy was it chaotic, messy too!'
by Harry Tessa Tickle III January 29, 2023
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salt in your fore skin

a mid evil torture method that puts salt in your fore skin it hurts you tiny penis really bad
i will put salt in your fore skin

no daddy no
by the cool Agustise the 2nd December 8, 2021
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Salt and Pepper Poly

A couple that dates other singles couples or groups as a pair.
They are salt and pepper poly, you can't date one without the other.
by Roofus-Maximus October 10, 2022
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Salted Frosty

Semen coming out a guys ass hole after getting pounded under a palm tree.
Shit man, Cloyce is at it again! He taking it in the ass again under neath the palm trees. Man that’s disgusting! Ya let’s go inside and get outta here. Ya I can’t take listening to Cloyce scream like that. Oh my God, he’s done and now following us!

Cloyce get the fuck outta here. Oh and dude pull your pants up bro. U got a SALTED FROSTY coming out your ass!
by MeatBalloons November 17, 2022
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a grain of salt

Definition: To not completely believe what someone tells you, because you know that they do not always tell the truth.
You must take Mr.Wong's statements with a grain of salt, he often exaggerates.

Take what you see on the news with a grain of salt.
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Salt Shaker

A slur for a person who has a fake problem.
His manager was pissed because he shook the salt over the fries at 4 inches instead of six. Dumbass muh fukkiiiiin salt shaker.
by Muh fukiiiiinnnn February 6, 2022
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