by KramerLevels May 8, 2018
Get the Jizz Hutmug. A Jizz Monkey is a stuffed animal, usually a Monkey plush with a slight slit cut into the bottom of the Monkey creating a hole for a man's weiner.
Greg: Dude why do you have this old crusty Monkey on your bed?
Colton: Dude don't touch that, that's my Jizz Monkey
Greg: Oh I have one too but it's pink not brown.
Colton: Dude don't touch that, that's my Jizz Monkey
Greg: Oh I have one too but it's pink not brown.
by MrMan420740 July 13, 2022
Get the Jizz Monkeymug. placing a bagal around your gentitals and using it as a masturbating device later to jizz on it and eat it
by Cool kid77 February 19, 2015
Get the jizz bagelmug. by pixstix76 December 5, 2022
Get the Fizzle jizzmug. a ghost whisperer who realizes it's more rewarding giving happy endings to the living than talking to the dead ones.
by Pepe99 July 10, 2016
Get the jizz whisperermug. the equivalent of Pwned.
by JJ Fisher and Nate Kaiel November 14, 2010
Get the Jizz-Rackmug. by anonymous February 10, 2023
Get the jizz tootmug.