eggs and grits

Codename for: Pills and Coke which is a deadly combination when taken but it will get you energized and you can always get it for da L.O.

That dude just had some scrambled eggs and grits today he was feeling like iron man and now he shittin' on the game. That "we" shit just got played out real quick.

by ogdajuiceman October 9, 2011

fork and egg

G rated method of saying Fucking A.

Fork and egg, Jimmy...get your mouth away from my crotch!!

by eBiscuit August 16, 2008

Egg chute

The female sexual/reproductive organ.

She's addicted to cosmetic surgery! She's had a nose-job and a boob-job, and next she's gonna get her egg chute tightened!
Source: Stormy Weather, Norwich

by Stormy Weather December 27, 2007

Lay an egg

(in business jargon) to produce an output or result

We're waiting for Jim's project to finish and lay an egg before we can start taking on new staff.

by Jared Pollock August 25, 2017

EGG IN A BLANKET

A PERSON THAT ONLY HAS ONE BALL

I WOULD HIT A EGG IN A BLANKET

by Aj Cockringing hoe March 6, 2015

goose egg

A vast, festively plump man heap lying limp on a mans own thigh.

After Gwendolyn gave Frank a really good blow job his dick immedietely went to damp "Goose Egg" Satus.

by Friggin hoopty December 6, 2006

Eggs and Bacon

The process of putting your dick and balls between your legs. Closing both legs and bending over to show your friends the delicious breakfast you have made for them.

Next time someone bitches about not eating breakfast show them your eggs and bacon and they will think twice about it again.

by Chad Kramer October 5, 2006