Jessica

A girl that smells like shit and probably eats it. She also sells feet picture to her maths teacher to get an a. It obviously doesn't work though. She uses hot wheels as rollerskates and baguettes as swords

Peepee: I love Jessica
Poopoo: ew no she stabbed le with her baguette yesterday!!

Diahrea : she rolled over my big toe with her hot wheels.

by Hotwheelsupurazz November 27, 2021

Jessica Britt

A girl who gets with 20+ guys on a night out

My god you were really doing a Jessica Britt last night

by Cornishcock January 7, 2022

Jessica Brink

The most beautiful, perfect and funny girl in existence. She will manage to make any day no matter how miserable it is just absolutely perfect.

She’s like a Jessica Brink

by TheWorldsRealOpinion June 27, 2025

Jessica

a sweet kind loving mom.she is a great person if you mess up, you’ll get messed up.i love her so so much she is also gonna be /is a great mom.

hey jessica,oh wait that means “a sweet kind loving mom.she is a great person if you mess up, you’ll get messed up.i love her so so much she is also gonna be /is a great mom”

by your girl L March 14, 2022

Jessica Reeves

She is the most fakest person you'll ever meet

If you meet a "Jessica Reeves: don't be friends with her, she is retarded and fake

by Dr.James C May 12, 2020

Jessica

A friendly, funny, quirky person who likes to joke around. Everybody likes her and wants to be around her. She's one of the weirdest people you will ever meet but that makes her herself. She's really easy to talk to. She's the kindest person you will find. She is radiant, beautiful, kind and intelligent. She cares about others before herself. She will make you laugh and smile. A sassy and independent girl who wants to live life on her terms. Lover of animals, small children and old peoples. Jessica’s are very extroverted and aren’t afraid to speak their mind but they are also very humorous and are always laughing. They are very outgoing and are always ready to embarrass a friend. To people that have not gotten to know a Jessica, they may come across as really out there. But when you get to know them, you see their sweeter side and are quickly find comfort in their company.

Did you see Jessica, she just helped that old man cross the road, while walking 3 dogs and carrying a baby!

by 129flfafhvv n June 23, 2023

Jessicaitis

Medical condition in which one is unable to make eye contact with Jessica when near.

What’s wrong with you?
I have Jessicaitis. Can’t even look her in the eyes when she’s near.

by Hedgehogsloth January 20, 2024