Jessica

She is a small rounded girl who often snorts when she yawns
Normally given the nickname Jessie

Person 1: omg is that a Jessica
Person 2: hah she’s so autismic

by EpPENIS July 23, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025

Jessica

A skonka from the block.

Whenever they see a skonka walk by they say “Mira ay va Jessica “

by Steph.Roz October 10, 2021

Jessica

where do i start... jess is the most bombastic person you will ever meet. She has the looks of a goddess and will add spice to your life. Although she was made in China some years ago, she isnt cheaply made and is worth your money. You can find jessica at your regular nightclub, pub, or furry convention, so approach her fast because she will be a faithful spaniel to you and your army of furries. She is one of the most swag ppl you can find on planet earth, so surround yourself with jess and you will live happily ever after!

Get her now that she's on special, 90% off at your local adoption centre :)

justin: o my goshhh is that Jessica? she's slay at tennis
jason: i know mannn
ben: well i'm the boss so she's mine!!

by bazuki August 8, 2023

jessica pepper

Jessica’s will most likely deny the good features about them and put more pressure above them.

Jessica Pepper doesn’t understand that she’s wrong about herself.

by Jessica Pepper May 18, 2018

Jessica

The final form of “mean girl” energy. A Jessica will steal your charger, talk trash in the group chat, and then ask for a ride. Known for showing up late, starting drama, and somehow making everything about her. Proceed with caution.

Stop being such a Jessica.

by BethInPhoto October 1, 2025

Jessica

The Goddess voicing Lexington Ave trains, iykyk.

Unfortunately, the morons of the MTA decided to implement Dianne Thompson's announcements on "The Next Stop Is" and "This Is", ruining our childhood.

Railfan 1: bruhhh Lexington isn't complete without Jessica man we need her back!
Railfan 2: Good luck with that, knuckleheads changed it to Dianne and we're all crying.

by Fuseguy August 7, 2022