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glucose tolerance test

A four-letter word: hell. Doctors usually order this if you're at risk for diabetes. You are forced to fast prior to the test which can last up to five hours and your blood is taken every half hour.
I can only work part-time tomorrow because I have a glucose tolerance test tomorrow. If the test comes back and says I have diabetes, then I'm probably screwed.
by The Real Driller May 19, 2022
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testing your heart

when you ask someone for a favor and they give you their answer as in yes or no.
Asker "May I borrow some money?"
Lender"Yes anytime you need me I got you."
Asked " I was just testing your heart. Seeing where it was at.
by Almighty bull June 10, 2016
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iced carton test

A simple test used to check whether a carton or similar packaging item contains liquid or ice.
To perform the test, pick up the carton and shake at a moderate pace. You should feel a constant force as the liquid hits the edge with each shake. If you feel something hit the carton from inside, there's ice inside, and if you can't feel any force, the contents froze over.
Repeat the test with different cartons until you find one you're satisfied with.
The iced carton test works best at schools that store liquids like milk and juice inside containers.
by ChameleonDragon November 13, 2019
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Stanford Achievement Test

A bullcrap exam created by Harcourt forced on students every year from kindergarten through high school. It usually takes place during the first semester and tests students on topics such as reading, math, language arts, spelling, listening, science, and social science. They're designed to measure students' knowledge of narrative, process, and cluster summaries, as well as graphic displays to clarify performance, guide planning, and analysis.

These exams do not test things such as creativity and personality, nor doesn't affect potential high school and college performance. The upside though is you don't have any homework during the time you're taking that test.
Kyle: Hey, are you ready for the Stanford Achievement Test?
Chris: Oh, not this again. I suffered during last year's exam.
by The Real Driller December 20, 2022
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Back to the turing test

I mean... If they are trying to conceive of a new one... Then it must have (Or a version of it) must have already passed it... Right?
Hym "Back to the turing test... Isn't it weird? All the spooky A.I. stuff going on? Robots moving on their own... Without human 'permission.' Writing and selling books... Isn't that a little weird? And spooky? I wonder what caused that... I mean..."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
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Egyptian electric testes

Being tased by a 50,000 volt taser directly on your taint and balls.
Yo did you try that new sex move?
You mean the Egyptian electric testes OF COURSE!
Yup how is it.
I can't have kids.
by qwsdfgbhnmk,juytrewsadfghj November 6, 2018
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FitnessGram Pacer Test

The Fitness GramTM Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start.
FitnessGram Pacer Test:“On your mark, get ready, start”.
Aggressive running
by Houfaa March 26, 2023
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