take the stand

Defending your friend in court so that he does not go to jail

Would you take the stand for Bestfriend?
Everyday, doesn't matter what they did.

by Belle427 April 4, 2017

Taking a zack

The act of taking a shit in a grocery store after taking all your clothes off.

Bro Im totally taking a Zack after my break.

by Oscar biggy April 17, 2021

Taking a bath

When taking a bath, you are literally soaking yourself into your own filth.

When applied in a more metaphorical sense, it means to embrace the dirty and imperfect side of you (that is stigmatized by society).

Arthur Fleck: Ah fuck it, I'm taking a bath!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 16, 2020

Taking ropes

When a guy is shooting his cum load all over a woman.

"I heard you like taking ropes."
"I do, but not cum in my hair

by Eggnerd November 11, 2019

Take a bunga

The act of pissing out of your asshole before doing literally anything ever

Ben: it’s time to run to the store where’s Alex at?

Elliott: You know he can’t go anywhere without having to take a bunga first.

by [..] April 7, 2023

Taking a Linda

Take a Linda. (Verb)
To profusely shit from a prolapsed and gaping asshole all while eating a bowl of yogurt topped with dehydrated fruit and granola. Helps to clomplete the action if checkung e-mail or snail mail.

She's been in the bathroom for over an hour! Is she taking a Linda?

by WilsonWhisp June 13, 2018

Taking a Randy

Recently, an avid offloading enthusiast from Orlando, Florida set the 2 day record for number of stops needed to relieve himself. That, coupled with his uncanny resemblance to the television character of Randy from Trailer Park Boys, is how the term was derived and is now flourishing in the off-roading community.

I'll be taking a Randy as soon as I can pull over.

by Bubbles from Canada April 24, 2023